Man selling sperm on ebay

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He says its all above board. I think its a bit dodgy myself. What do you think? here it is

If you bid over £50 do you get a free turkey baster?

Just spat my tea out!!!!!

EIGHT HOURS????

No chance.

How do you know he hasn't got some kind of STD? No-one in their right mind would buy it surely?

Plus, how do you get a Tupperware in a Thermos flask? That's a pretty neat trick!

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My thoughts exactly QE. What worries me is that there might BE someone who is desperate enough

what makes me laugh is currently the thread below is 'i'm finally going to put some stuff on ebay'

I love the way he describes the condition as "new"

Thats waht made me think of it DC!!! DP sent it to me this morning, as its going round his office apparently

That is sooooooo gross!

Not sperm in a thermus surley?

And I wouldnt sperm off a man who cant even spell conceive!!!

why's he saying 'donate' sperm when he's started the bidding at £20??? I'm going to watch this one, surely no-one will buy it!

He's obvoiusly some sad wanker, excuse the pun.

PMSL!

Theres me slagging off his spelling and then I go and spell obviously wrong. Dur [forehead slapping emoticon]

Ughm just read the bit about them being "alive and swimming" Who are these freaks???

here's another one here

yuk, yuk, yuk yuk! STDs just for a start!!

how much is it on for, daren't click on link as am at work!

Thats even worse, his is only £1. I bet they need armbands at that price!!!!!!!

£20 p&p!!!

He can't spell conceive either. Or their.

"Young strapping lad" - yeuch!

I bet he's some skinny spotty nerd with too much (ahem) time on his hands.

A lady in work has just brought her thermos flask out of her bag....
My mind is racing...