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Man selling sperm on ebay

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moozoboozo · 22/07/2005 12:25

He says its all above board. I think its a bit dodgy myself. What do you think? here it is

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moozoboozo · 22/07/2005 14:06

ROFL!!!!!!!!!

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spidermama · 22/07/2005 14:08

I find that a bit creepy.

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Aimsmum · 22/07/2005 14:10

Message withdrawn

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Hulababy · 22/07/2005 14:17

Eurgh!

Someone got the courage to e-mail them and ask how there is guarantee of no STDs, etc?

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BareFootAngel · 22/07/2005 14:19

lol i straight away thought of the son in my family lol sort of thing he would do .

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moozoboozo · 22/07/2005 14:27

go on hulababy, I dare you....

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HappyDaddy · 22/07/2005 15:46

How fresh is it? Has he had it in a jar, on a dusty shelf for a while?

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QueenEagle · 22/07/2005 16:19

And how would you guarantee that the "stuff" was his?

He could be having you all on and send you some leftover wallpaper paste.

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misdee · 22/07/2005 16:25

i'll ask.

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paolosgirl · 22/07/2005 16:53

OK - what I want to know, moozo, is how you came across this on eBay in the first place??!

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singsong · 22/07/2005 17:01

Looks like the one I found has been removed by ebay now. I'm sure it must be against ebay rules. They haven't caught up with the firs one yet though.

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ninah · 22/07/2005 17:03

I think it is
a girl was chucked off for trying to sell a feel of her boobs last year
I think bidding got over the grand mark. She was throwing in a snack as well tho

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Fio2 · 22/07/2005 17:27

gross

i have emailed and asked for a picture

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moozoboozo · 22/07/2005 18:01

Paolosgirl, DP sent it to me, as it was going round his office. He works with a load of sweaty hairy arsed blokes who look for this kind of stuff all day. Its nice to see they all work so hard isnt it?

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Mummyvicky · 22/07/2005 18:01

OMG just look at what he's bought in the past !! \link{http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=93780&item=7530414723}

what a con !!, Very funny though!

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moozoboozo · 22/07/2005 18:03

Presumably to "help" him with his "job"

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misdee · 22/07/2005 21:42

the reply i got.........

'well i can safely say i have no STDs because i have just been checked out by my local clinic.the product in question will be sent in a special sealed container to ensure maximum fertility ' heh.

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Nbg · 22/07/2005 21:44

PMSL, misdee.


You cheeky girl!

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moozoboozo · 23/07/2005 09:52

I bet he's really slimy.

Yuk.

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Aragon · 23/07/2005 10:44

Have a look at some of the stuff he's bought on e-bay - one is a T-Shirt with slogan "Oral-Me"!!!

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hester · 23/07/2005 11:07

This is funny but, as someone who conceived with donor sperm, I find it sad as well. the truth is that there are women out there who are desperate to find a way to make a baby, and men who are willing to exploit them.

On the internet you can find lots of guys like this - and others offering to donate their sperm for free but only if they can donate it 'the natural way'.

It's very tough finding a way to make a baby if you don't have your own man, but the health risks of this kind of thing don't bear thinking about.

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singsong · 28/07/2005 22:22

I emailed the guy to ask how do I know his sperm is any good, does he have any children? he replied 'I've relisted my item and in response to your question, yes I have two of my own children and I have been donating my sperm for around two years and have been very successful. I believe out of about 150 women, 120 have become pregnant within 3 attempts.
Thanks for your interest and best of luck in the future, I hope to hear from you again soon.'

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Fimbo · 28/07/2005 22:29

Do you think he's desperate for £30 - its relisted here . Buy it now price is reduced to £15.00 but p & p has gone up from £10 to £15!! . Yeuch!!!! Yeuch!!!

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Mummyvicky · 29/07/2005 15:27

The p&p probably increased to cover the cost, due to the thermos flask shortage he caused

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