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[wiltshirelass]

I vote for Codswallop. But only if she makes me a prefect and gives me some REAL POWER, like being biscuit monitor (no, M2T, you can't have one unless you ask NICELY)

Mears - universally respected and loved. Or SueDonim for being everso grownup

But the free champagne was MY idea!

M2T flounces off again... crying

Oh alright M2T I'll vote for you (tech pls give M2T my email address so she can send me bribe champagne)

Free champagne for EVERYONE that votes for me!! I promise to provide:

Good education info
Great advice on a wide range of subjects
A shoulder to cry on
An escape from the daily grind of parenting
And a little humour...

VOTE M2T
VOTE M2T
VOTE M2T
VOTE M2T!

Sorry, still Mears!

m2t, the international observers have had to warn you once about bribery and corruption in this election. any more out of you and it will be exile in switzerland with only a very large bank account of plundered wealth to keep you happy

WOW!

OK then....
....I'll PAY you all to vote for me. And if you don't I'll find you and stalk you.

WL - is that enough to get me exiled?

mears

Mears! Or Suedonim! or tigermoth! or Marina!

Or maybe Scummy just for a laugh.

get thee to lake geneva, m2t

sold for a crate of champers

Another M2T vote here.

I can be bought!

I vote for SoupDragon.

Oh yes. Soupdragon!

Soupy! Soupy! Soupy!

Oh yes, I think SoupDragon would be Souper!

What a splendid idea. Blue string soup for all!

SoupDragon!
SoupDragon!
SoupDragon!

I may be corrupt but at least I'm not a cheat! Give over Soupy!

Bzzzzz! SoupDragon!

Eh? I've no idea what you mean!

You Old Dragon you! That's deception! At least I was honest and open with my campaign and bribery.

Am I the only shining beacon of purity and goodness here? Are you all either corrupting or corruptible?

No, actually Mears has come out of this with multiple votes and hasn't even visited this thread herself. Shame on you all...!

They must all be her relatives or already be on her payroll.

Pah! You're just annoyed because I'm smarter than you. Pthrrrrrup!