How Clean is Your Home

[Demented]

I think that's what it is called, Channel 4 tonight at 8.30pm.

Any Mumsnetters on it?

Should be a laugh, looking for some confirmation that my house is not that dirty after all!

I don't think I'll watch it. I think I'll settle down on my filthy sofa and watch the Cup Final on my TV through the layer of dust.

Denial DENIAL DENIAL!!

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id love to watch it but tonight im off to the pub with dh and 12 scottish men to watch celtic,am i lucky??
i will tape it though

Sounds awful Whymummy.

COME ON PORTO!!!!

m2t your country men are drinking seville dry,i love to be there,still im hoping theyre all good looking and wearing their kilts,yum!!!

I'm trying very hard to shout for the Scottish Team, but they are normally our arch enemy!!

But I hope the fans do us all proud and behave themselves. On the way home from Liverpool on Monday Glasgow Central Station was mobbed with Sombrero-clad kilted men!

dont worry i shout for real madrid although im a barcelona fan and ill probably get lynched if i was in spain,im worried about keeping up with the scottish drinking ill probably get legless tonight anyway about tonights program i`ll watch tomorrow with a bag of frozen peas in my head and a bucket by my side

I think it sounds too scary: what if DH gives me meaningful looks that say "it's just like our house"?!!!

She looked ferocious on the adverts and I'm already scared of her so I won't be watching. In all honesty though I'm intending to wash all the paint off our carpets that the decorator left so in some small way will be doing some housework. Not what I want to be doing but hey ho.

Will certainly be watching this, boasting 'Call that dirty?'

And I'm going to Champion's League final next Wednesday - hurrah!

I've already got the pledge out and it's only the commercial break!

made me itchy and scratchy

That was gross. Truly

Urghhhh, but doesn't it make you feel better about your own house?

I really wanted to watch this programme but since my brother decided to commandeer the tv and watch the uefa cup final I didn't get to see it, ah maybe next week. Was it really gross? Maybe my house won't feel so bad after I've watched an episode of it, lol

It was awful, Linnet - and he was a science teacher!!!!

He was shaving his head and leaving all the hair around the floo - his toilet looked like it had never been cleaned - the floor was about six inches deep in muck of various kinds - and the kitchen....I don't even know where to start on the kitchen...

Urghhhhh, certainly made me feel better about my house!

Yuck!

Did anyone else think that the rug in his livingroom was black and grey? I got quite a shock to see it after it was cleaned, it was blue and cream! That house was really disgusting! I can't believe he hadn't hoovered for 5 months, unreal!

BTW anyone know where you can get one of those beastie catcher things?

I can't believe how low Channel 4 has stooped! Do we really need all those close ups of dried urine round the toilet seat? What's next? A half-hour documentary on how people wipe their *rses?

erm, I thought it was ok, just lived in.

I've only got a few words to say about the programme last night.

DIRTY, LAZY B***D!

I actually felt ill looking at the state of his house and as for being a teacher - can you imagine the way the kids will behave for him now if they saw that..... there really was no excuse for that....

I thought it was hilarious - and absolutely ROTTEN! Couldn't believe how Aggie and Kim were actually touching the filth with their bare hands . Good tip about the vinegar to get limescale off though.

I couldn't believe how nice they were to him. If that had been a woman living like that they would have been much less respectful and chummy towards her.

What was the tip about the vinegar and the limescale...it involved a toilet roll but i can't remember the rest!

it was toilet roll soaked in white wine vinegar and poppped in a small bag, stick on to the end of the taps with a laccy band for a few hours and the lime scale peals off - v impressive I thought!