edgarcat we`ve started the party,hurry up!!!!

[whymummy]

there!!

Just nipping in to see what's been happening while I've been away from the party . Shame I missed the fight, I could've held the coats. See you all got so desparate you drank the gluhwein.
Can't stop, but may be back later with some more booze and my Stock Aitken and Waterman's Greatest Hits album.

Wish I could join in, but I am a miserable git with no sense of humour. WILL YOU KEEP THE BL**DY NOISE DOWN.

Oi Mears. Come on over and try this bloody horrible myrtle liquor. That'll get rid of your miseries trust me.

You will be justly rewarded WigglyBits just watch out for that sneaky Whymummy.

I'm really not used to anything other than Evian water. Is this myrtle liquid alcoholic in any way?

Do you want me to lie or be honest???? It tastes so horrible I figure it must have a high alcoholic content. j

Crystaltips - don't listen to those others. I've been hiding your pud until everyone goes and then I'm going to scoff it. I gave them someone else's pud.

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Crystaltips pud is still there. No one's touched the fairy bread I bought. Not much else on offer and booze running low.

I'm pleased you had a good day and were spoilt.

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hello girls I have brought a carry out from the pub for you all. All reefs and bacardi breezers I'm afraid but I did manage to sneak a few WKD here but only blue. Put your orders in now.

I also have a surprise for you all
SEAN BEAN IN THE BUFF
(not really but imagine that yum yum )

Happy birthday lindy and edgarcat.

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sb34 wont you have a piece of sean (the obvious is mine) so take your pick.

Sean is what I call a pudding.rrrrrrrrg

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RRRRRRRRIGHT LADIES!! I'm back and my hang over has gone!!!!!

I'm ready to work on creating a whole new one for tomorrow and brough a case of wine and 12 bottles of Merrydown cider for us all to drink and lokk back nostalgically at our misspent youths! Sigh.

What's all this??? Fighting??? Snogging??? Police???!!!!

Jeeeeso girls no wonder Lindy didn't hang around!!!

I've brought some decent blokes. They were hangin around after they saw the police van pull up, I invited them in.

Meet, Gazza, Deek, Baby Gee and Mac.... they're only 17 bless..... but they have come armed with bottles of Buckfast and they're ready for a party!!...... and a shag if anyone's up for it. They're not fussy. BabyGee needs his cherry popped.

Seven bloody teen thats no good anyway sb34 and I have sean to munch on.

Hey mum2Toby - can I help you ofload some of that cider?!mmmm, my favourite!

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Edgarcat! how the devil are you? Have several nice young men lined up to do a balloon dance for you !!

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Right, that's the devil children safely tucked up in bed, DHs upstairs "resting" and I'm in need of a Smirnoff Black Ice to recover. Ahhhh That's better

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