edgarcat we`ve started the party,hurry up!!!!

[whymummy]

there!!

SB34 ... don't go ... stay for one more ....

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But I have to go to bed soon and won't be able to check in till tomorrow morning .... pleeeeaaase stay ... just a little bit longer ...

Cooooeee !

It's me ! Happy Birthday to Lindy and Edgarcat !

mmmwah! mmmwah! ( 2 air kisses !! )

I mustn't drink too much as it's my Ds's birthday tomorrow and he's having a sleepover here .....

Now here's my pudding - where shall I put it ?

here comes the sangriiiiiiiiiiiiiaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhh
oh for god sake,ive spilled it,i tripped over meanmums and pedros legs,ooooooh bless theyre both fast asleep and shes holding his dentures close to her heart,aaaaaaaaaaaah

hi crystal,just leave it by the sink,it`s going straight in the bin anyway

Aaah whymummy ... look at what you've done .... crystal's crying now ....
Don't cry crystal ... it's a lovely pudding ... erm ... what is it by the way ....

Put it in the fridge please but make sure it's the fridge that others aren't using as I don't want anyone to put it out by accident. We're hoping to save that until everyone's gone. Of course I'm not going to thank you for it just get on with your drinking woman.

oh crystal im sorry its just that a friend of yours had warned me about your puds

Sob! Sob! She cries into her sauvignon blanc ..... God can't get all maudlin already - I've only just arrived !!!

im off for a siesta otherwise i wont make it tonight

pedroooooooo,you coming??

I've just tasted Crystaltips pudding and it's rank!!
Good call whymummy. I'll distract her while you bin it!

Happy Birthday everyone and can we play pass the parcel now?

oh sorry m2t i didn`t see you there i had my head inside a bucket,not because of the drink i went and tried the pud,yyyyyyyyyuuuuuuuuck

Right you lot ... I'm off to bed ... save some grog for me for when I get up in the morning ... see you in about 8 hours ... by which time I expect you all to be either under the table in a drunken stupor or else copping off with some sweet young impressionable chappie ...
Night night XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX
PS ... haven't had so much fun in ages

or how about spin the bottle,i can just see us all sitting at the computer in our bras and nickers,worse if you`re at work

NO NO NO Whymummy!!

I work in an open plan office with about 150 middle-aged men!!!!!!!!!

Here you go - my contribution: a fine selection of music.

I have TumbleTots Action Songs and Chris Tarrant's Party CD

Altogether now:
"Come on everybody lets clap your hands, clap your hands ...."

I can't believe you've all started so early. The only thing I can offer is a bottle of gluhwein that my b-i-l brought back from Germany 2 years ago. Any takers?

welcome to the party metrobaby and emsievil,i just got up from my siesta have i missed much???

emsi evil?? sorry like i said i`m half asleep and hangover

Have just heard from edgarcat that DH is working at home and therefore on computer !! she will join asap....I think he should stand back and let her have at least an hour online as a birthday pressie!
Any twiglets left?

Hello and happy birthday Lindy and Edgarcat! You neither of you look a day over 18
I have vodka jelly and chocolate cake, but sadly forgot the Aquavit (good job, too, disgusting stuff )

But why is no-one wearing fancy dress? Should I have saved myself the trouble of this teletubby outfit?

I know I bought a rubbish drink, but I promise I'm not evil.

I'm off for a boogie

Aaaaagaaaadooo, doo, doo push pineapple....

(love the music here)