edgarcat we`ve started the party,hurry up!!!!

[whymummy]

there!!

Oh no, I've been minding the reserves. We've still got loads of Vodka, Gin, Whisky, Scotch (for those that differentiate), Peach Schnapps and so on.

I think Whymummy's off making Sangria while she looks up the Iceland info I asked for.

Well, I hope you don't forget to put it out before drinking it. Oh and don't let it burn too long - the glass rim gets very hot and you end up with an interesting scar...

Peach Schnapps yum! Last time I had that was in Turkey about 10 years ago and they kept getting really offended when I asked for it as apparantly peach means bastard in Turkish lol! Needless to say I kept asking for it...

They call it Archers even if it isn't

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Are you implying I'm a bastard? Grrrr!!! Another punch up

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Flaming Lambourghini's. Haven't seen one of those since an Australian in an English bar tried one for his birthday (him not me) and burnt all of his mouth as he forgot to put out the flames. Then burnt his hand trying to put it out.

Don't let me near Zambuca either.

I could go a nice Harvey Wallbanger about now.

Come on then, outside! Don't trip over those legs sticking out from under the coffee table

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I wouldn't touch your sven with a bargepole. I've got Pedro after me.

Biff, thwack

well,meanmum you have no intention of going to iceland do you??it was just to get me out of the way so you can have pedro,i tell you what,i`m starting a thread called "this is gone to far,and i no longer feel like i can carry on"

not personal experience but that of one of my brother's friends

Fight, fight, fight. Quick everyone outside there's a fight on. Don't tell the head. Oh yeah, we're not at school anymore.

Fight, fight, fight.

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Aha, well I'm gonna tell Sven,

HEADBUT

Right, I think Whymummy's trying to get everyone to gang up on me. As soon as the current fights over I want to see you outside. I'll sort you out good and proper like.

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Aha, but I've got it all on my new videophone, I got the picture of you licking his shoe...

Go on ............. pull her hair. Oooooh yeah like that. Stick it to her Sambo.

Oooooh did you see that dirty trick by SB34. Go get her girl.

Right Whymummy. Where are you. I want words with you and if you gang up on me again I'll get Sambo to sort you out. She's tough.

I don't want to do a nail afterall.

outside in ten minutes spain v australia
im gonna kick your arse so hard you wont need a plane to get to iceland

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Iceland, ICELAND. Iceland 'aint got anything to do with it. If you look once more at my man I'm gonna have you. Well Sambo will. I haven't asked her yet but I figure she's all fired up and I really just don't want to do a nail. I want them like EmmaTMG's.

So, keep yerself to yerself, don't bother me or me man and stop pretending you're nice.

Spain vs Australia. What a no brainer. Of course we'll win. I'll get my opionion's onto you just to weaken you first though.

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I've got the Sambuca and some bog roll, I'm gonna make a molotov cocktail and stick it up your skirt now...

WHOOOOF (Sound of knickers catching fire)

Now see if Sven likes a singed minge... tee hee

Oh dear, should I call an ambulance?