Guess what Tesco.com thought would be a suitable substitution for the bottle of Jacob's Creek Chardonnay I ordered last night?

[PuppyMonkey]

Boggers.

lambrini - or the even worse lambrusco?

jacob's crackers?

greek yoghurt

it'll be something batty - they once subsituted a bottle of sweet white fizzy when the full bodied australian red i'd ordered was out of stock .....

a can of fosters?

babycham?

cat litter

No. I could understand any of them.

Alcohol free beer

formula milk

a gift box of baileys irish cream chocolates

Blue Nun

Merrydown Cider

a garden chair?

a packet of ham?

biscuits?

A DVD of Jonathan Creek

disposable bbq - in keeping with the australian theme?

Wrong so far. How long do I prolong the suspense?

a cabbage?

stuffing?

cherry liqueurs?

tell us pls???

tampax

painkillers

condoms

nappies

ktichen roll

tesco fortified wine?

they let you keep the delivery man?

lol at Ruddynorah!

bleach.

oh ffs say