I am a domestic slut

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i love cats but we have 2 hamsters and an alsatian and i might end up with the 2 hamsters gallbladers along with the cat`s gallblader under the table

Good point!!

My cats (3) all leave that bit under the table for us or worse. I have to confess that I found the galbladder in the babies mouth, he was chomping away happily on it!!

We also get complete sets of rabbit's intestines, I don't know how they manage to skin them so skilfully. They are amazing, but revolting when you step in them in the dark in the laundry room if I go down for a glass of water in the night from the cooler!!

Alibubbles. Shame on you for not admitting to the gall bladder in the mouth on the worst mother ever thread. Well, you've fessed up to it now and join us in the ranks of bad mums.

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaargh!!aaaaaaaaaaaaaaargh!
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Meanmum, have to fess, not the worst mum, but childminder, it was a minded child!

Reading this earlier today and laughing along, and recognising so much of me, I was about to (very smugly) add that my cats never killed anything. I got called away from the computer by a child wanting feeding (inconsiderate blighter) and now I have a dead bird!!!!!!!!
yuk yuk yuk. Any suggestions as to how to move it which don't include asking a man?
its horrid - my flesh is crawling, its half eaten!! ugh. HHHEEEEEELLLLLPPPP

rubber gloves and dustpan, straight into the dustbin!

Euwwww!

Mind you, we used to have 2 rescue cats (had to leave them behind when we moved as they hated the children ) and one of them used to catch birds. I once found him staring forlornly at my boot and when I looked inside, there was a dead blue tit. I'm just so pleased that I noticed before putting my foot in there!

Yes, tits do go blue when they are dead. Did you miss it much???

Alibubbles - that's even better that you were the childminder. Bet you didn't write that in their daily book. Did you tell the mother at all?

RODFL AND PAOTP(puking all over the place)

Moving dead objects ( or part of dead objects ) of any sort ...
Pick up using a plastic Bag over your hand and then turn bag over so that offending object is now inside.
Put in the bin
Run to the fridge and give yourself a large glass of wine ' piece of chocolate cake*

*Delete where applicable !

my friends cat brought in a sanitary towel from someones bin,BLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEURGHAGGRRRRR

My mother, whilst looking after the kids, phoned me at work to tell me that the cat was really ill and it looked like she had done a pooh full of blood and guts. She carefully saved it for me (so I could see how ill the poor thing was) It was actually a half chewed baby rat (including the gall bladder!) that just happened to have been dropped near the litter tray

lol milly

miggy even

In my last flat we and the cats had access to a brilliant old garden - and so did a lot of frogs. (Which is how I discovered that frogs squeak when they are being tortured - it is quite a high pitched sound, loud enough to wake you up if it is happening under the bed.) When we moved out we found several decomposed ones behind the washing machine, under the cooker and under the sofa. It finally solved the mystery of "that" smell - we had had a problem with another cat coming in the cat flap and had presumed it had sprayed in the flat. But no, it was decaying frogs.

thats what it was!! i was trying to get rid of weed with a fork in my front garden and i heard a loud squeak i thought i killed a hedgehog and run screaming my head off,when dh went to look there wasnt anything there so now i know it was a frog as we got lots,thanks willow i was really upset thinking i`ve injured a hedgehog mind you i love froggies too

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