Have just seen neighbour throw a football at my cat

[Joanne23]

it was in her garden, I was in upstairs window, she came out shouted at him he scarpered and sat on fence between our houses, she then picked up a football and chucked it at him. I don't knwo her should I go round and complain I am livid

maybe highlander lives in the woods

if you go down to the woods today, you're sure of a big surprise..

a big steaming pile of bear shit!

I never realised until I met DH that some people are cat haters. He hates them with a passion, they make his skin crawl.

And he's peed in numerous wardrobes. And locked himself out of a hotel room butt naked. Actually, 2 hotel rooms. And puked all over his duvet before going to work for 48 hours solid.

And something lives under a bridge...........

Clue..............

It is not a cat and it is not a bear.

something beginning with............??

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what the hell is dangerus about cat poo it doesn't smnell good but its not dangerous is it

I'm sure he does poo in her garden thats no excuse at all cats need to poo and yes he does have a litter tray here thank you very much

my cat has as much right to be safe as her children

Can't believe you're for real actually, Joanne. I have spent the last four years picking up other peoples' cats' poos from my lawn. I have every sympathy with Ithinkitwasme - it does really get you down when you have to check the garden every time your kids want to play out. Then you have to get latex gloves, bags, start scooping the foul smelling stuff up - end up with big bald patches in your lawn where you've had to practically dig it out. It's disgusting. You really don't seem to grasp why someone would find it offensive and upsetting to have cat sh*t all over their garden

oh my god... the simpsons just came on, and they're hiking through the woods and homer is like

"how come bears can crap in the woods and I can't?"

and then a bear appears with a bag of shit and puts it in the bin!!!!!!

coincidence?

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That's 'cos CodCat is pooing in all your neighbours' gardens, cod.

or maybe cod throws balls at her own cat to stop it

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I had been having an utterly miserable few days until I started reading this.

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I have two cats and this thread has had me in stitches!! If cats were shitting in my garden when i have small children then i would throw something at them or get them with a water pistol - its gross and it is dangerous.

Any of you cat lovers PLEASE want my two cats? they need a new home......badly!!!!

Highlander

That is what this place is all about

Although I defy you to tell someone in RL that you were having a shit week (pardon the pun) and then you read a discussion about cat poo and felt fine

yes he's called Barry White isn't he cod?

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Biggus dickus out of gravelly voice

Poo (pardon the pun)

Thought Cod was asking for kennel names, carry on..............

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Off you go

you love cats

you big softee you

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Hold the door for me, please .........it is all getting bit samey isn't it ???