got completely blotto on saturday night - how do i make it up when im not sure what ive done?

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i think ive offended 2 of my male friends new girlfriends. they are both nice girls, but by the next morning i had a feeling i had been a bit ott and mouthy (nothing new there then)

my best mate and dh both agreed i had gone a bit too far but they cant remember much either cos they were both pissed too

they are saying things like 'oh it wasnt too bad' 'dont worry' but i know for a fact that both these girls were mostly sober so they will remember and i keep getting flashbacks

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eerrrr, avoid them

Act as if absolutely nothing out of the ordinary happened. You were drunk, you couldn't help it

they will have to get used to it

its a habit of mine, tbh

dh thinks its hilarious

ff, i am going to for as long as i can

I'm actually in the process of doing the same

what, getting blotto???? at this hour?!

or avoiding people

its bloody hard work

Avoiding someone as i have a rather large mouth and have caused trouble. The best way to get out of trouble is find a reason why you could be angry with them and turn it round.

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these 2 girls are 'perfect' probably why it annoyed me! perfect nails, hair, 10 yrs younger than me, talking about 'weddings' 'engagement rings' but i have to say they were nice. v chatty

but they dont drink

so i cant think of anything to turn it around to

oh why do i do it

oh just make something up, anything that makes you look better. Say they were whispering threats in your ear, just get the focus off you

Nobody is perfect, they probably have hairy arm pits

well, they did get together and gossip about me being such a drunken piss-head.

they were 'shocked' cos it was only 5pm

They sound so prissy they have probably had their fannies sewn up!

ROFL!

don't do or say anything unless they approach you.

Forget it!!! Noone ever worries about what someone says when they're pissed. They were probably jealous of your carefree bohemian ways.
You wild thang you!!!!

so ill just act casual and nice when i see them next

Yes, however much you feel like going 'aaaargh!!!' on the inside.
I always admire people who never feel remotely mortified by drunken antics, not being one of them myself!!! Too anal I suppose!!

we were all sitting around in the garden (about 10 of us) and we got on the subject of religion. we have all known each other for yonks and so speak our mind - well i did a bit too much (im too opinionated) and then i remember seeing one of the girls all fuming cos she is a 100% church every sunday person

i tried backpeddling but the damage was done

loads of other stuff

about children and dummies etc and the next day one of the girls appeared with her baby with a dummy oh shit its all coming back to me now

me and another friend were having a laugh about something about weddings and it came out these were one girls plans

pedalling that should be

Don't fret girl!!!
Who says we all have to agree with everyone else? We don't here and we all get on fine don't we??!

Again I'm sure they admired your independent thinking!

och well as i say they will have to get used to it, i cant help it

Don't beat yourself up NP. My and my friend do it all the time - sober!!

ROFL np. Sorry, but it is pretty funny. I'd just avoid the girls and let the dust settle and secretly hope that the 'new' relationships crash and burn asap to save your blushes

ndp, they are both engaged with babies now, so it looks like its for good

dont think ill be bridesmaid! lol

Post alcohol paranoia: it's a dreadful thing, isn't it?

Rise above it Nailpolish - or alternatively - have another drink