I have solved the puzzle why the 50 year old couple have sex at 11.13pm every night on Padboz thread

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I have worked out why it is at 11.13pm each night

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They watch Newsnight ?

On one of the PORN channels on tv

You get 10 minutes FREE viewing @ 11pm and so after watching the 10 minutes free porn they then act it out

I looked thru the TV listing on freeview and found it - can't remember the name of channel but it said 10 minutes free @ 11pm

Cos I was sure it was a tv prog but couldn't find one that ended at 11.10 and I thought a bit wierd to always go to bed at exactly same time etc

enlighten us then

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lol

aha! did she ever go and have a word?

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why why?!

If anyone else wants to have sex @ 11.13pm tonight I have just looked it up again it is channel 97 on FREEVIEW called TVX/RED HOT

LMAO

ROFLLLLLLLLLL

My hobby is watching TV and Mnetting hence my MN name RT = Radio Times

good deductive work rtkm. Now padboz just needs to somehow jam the tv signal for 10 mins each night... problem solved!

blimey! there may be something to that.He did get a dish put up in about november... new bird wasn't around then tho. Ten minutes freeview then hop to it, makes sense....

I felt quite fond of them last night when they started. Like they were ambassadors flying a sweaty flag for everyone over 19 rather than just whooping weirdos. I felt like I'd grown somehow. And when it was all over I had had a sentimental warm glow, safe in the knowledge that porking isn't going to stop as I get porkier. I was less generous at 6am when his smokers coughing started.

Hey hum. He'res to learning about the world and ones place in it.

Appologies to anyone I offended. Hullo Cam if you're around.

LOL

Well done sherlock

however, he is just generally sort of punctual, so I cant assume hes cheapskating porn, (right, 10 minutes, thats yer lot love, not payin' for it yer know) I can confidently predict that at 4pm tomorrow afternoon he will do the hoovering. I've lived next to him for 8 years and we cant help noticing these things - for example he scrapes the scraps from his dinner plate onto his compost heap between 6.10 and 6.14 every day,always 3 little scrapes ,clink clink clink.... these little noises have been part of the landscape of our lives, like the quarter chimes on the westminster in my granny's hallway....
the grunting is new.

Perhaps it just gets them in the mood

That is rather sweet his habits - has he been alone for a while before this GF

He lived with his mother until she died summer 05 . Until a few weeks ago he was permantly on his own and as far as I know he's never been with anyone in all the time we've lived here. So wahey for him! T - 9 hours....

Oh, padboz - he is seriously making up for lost time! Much as I sympathise with you not wanting to hear, I suspect you may need to invest in some soundproofing. He's got 30+ years to catch up...

30 years! that was mean habbibu... mean.

actually its rather sweet, the front room was never ever ever used while his mum was alive and (I'm not making this up) there was a display cabinet with plates from the silver jubilee and general queen stuff on it. This was just left like that when she died but then a couple of weeks ago I came up the drive and they were painting it together and they now sit in there rather than the kitchen... Fancy having a room in your house you dont use?!?!?! its got a big vase of those wooden roses things where the queen used to be now....

OH that is hilarious.

You used your special RT skills to crack the case

Anyone else would have been left guessing.

ewwwwww

sadly the 50+ bit is necessary in this story