I have solved the puzzle why the 50 year old couple have sex at 11.13pm every night on Padboz thread

[RTKangaDYSONMummy]

I have worked out why it is at 11.13pm each night

here is the thread

well, I can certainly testify based on aural (as opposed to oral?) evidence that this particular 50 something year old gentleman has plenty of lead in his pencil. Sounds like hes splitting her in half actually, and it goes on for ages, so shes one satisfied lady too.
She could of course just be thinking JUST HURRY UP AND COME YOU STUPID MAN!

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Sorry, padboz, sorry . It is very sweet, though.

I agree its heart warming - in a hard core kind of way, but its not really sweet. They sound like gibbons. Although I suspect gibbons don't shout 'Ooooooh Da-VID!'. Or have smokers coughs. Don't overlook the smokers cough people - he sounds more like hes drowning in custard in the morning. He doesn't look anything like Julie Waters either Pruners...

"he scrapes the scraps from his dinner plate onto his compost heap between 6.10 and 6.14 every day,always 3 little scrapes ,clink clink clink.... these little noises have been part of the landscape of our lives, like the quarter chimes on the westminster in my granny's hallway..."

You're wasted on Mumsnet padboz, this sentence is worthy of Alan Bennett. Lovely.

"The grunting is new"

This slightly spoils the effect.

I'm NOT wasted Dadada! I've had two!