A little questionnaire for you...

[PersonalClown]

I have always wondered how I would answer these questions and now I am going to put them to you lot too.
Those that watch Inside the Actors Studio may recognise it.

Answer as honestly/scarcastically/stupidly/whatever as you wish.

1. What is your favourite word?
2. What is your least favourite word?
3. What turns you on? (spiritually/emotionally etc)
4. What turns you off?
5. What is your favourite curse/swear word?
6. What sound or noise do you love?
7. What sound or noise do you hate?
8. What profession other than your own would you like to attempt?
9. What profession would you not like to do?
10. If Heaven exists, what would you like God/Allah/Budda/any other deity say as you arrive?

1. Hugs
2. Stress
3. Openness (sp?)
4. Narcissism
5. Fuck or fannybaws
6. My boy laughing
7. Traffic
8. Aerobics Instructer
9. Childminder

10. Welcome to your cloud. Here is a bottle of Chablis and the seventh Harry Potter book. Make yourself comfortable.

1. What is your favourite word?
   purr

2. What is your least favourite word?
   cancer

3. What turns you on?
   (spiritually/emotionally etc)
   kindness

4. What turns you off?
   rudeness

5. What is your favourite curse/swear word?
   oh bugger

6. What sound or noise do you love?
   seagulls

7. What sound or noise do you hate?
   clicking fingers

8. What profession other than your own would you like to attempt?
   acting

9. What profession would you not like to do?
   police diver!

10. If Heaven exists, what would you like God/Allah/Budda/any other deity say as you arrive?
    Oh thank goodness you're here its been chaos without you

1. What is your favourite word? discombobulation
2. What is your least favourite word? pate
3. What turns you on? (spiritually/emotionally etc) kindness
4. What turns you off? bdmanners
5. What is your favourite curse/swear word? fuck
6. What sound or noise do you love? childrens laughter
7. What sound or noise do you hate? dentist drill
8. What profession other than your own would you like to attempt? air pilot
9. What profession would you not like to do? teacher ( fuckthat)
10. If Heaven exists, what would you like God/Allah/Budda/any other deity say as you arrive? "welcome, here is your family" ( the already dead ones)

1. What is your favourite word?
   splinter

2. What is your least favourite word?
   labia

3. What turns you on? (spiritually/emotionally etc)
   women on women (am straight/married btw)

4. What turns you off?
   bad breath

5. What is your favourite curse/swear word?
   fuck

6. What sound or noise do you love?
   ds laughing

7. What sound or noise do you hate?
   ds crying

8. What profession other than your own would you like to attempt?
   artist

9. What profession would you not like to do?
   doctor

10. If Heaven exists, what would you like God/Allah/Budda/any other deity say as you arrive?
    hello, my name is stringybogies, please let me in your pearly gates (sorry for all the rude thoughts).

) What is your favourite word? Mummy
2) What is your least favourite word? Moist
3) What turns you on? (spiritually/emotionally etc)good morals
4) What turns you off? jealousy
5) What is your favourite curse/swear word? Fuck
6) What sound or noise do you love? Birds singing
7) What sound or noise do you hate? grating teeth
8) What profession other than your own would you like to attempt? midwife
9) What profession would you not like to do? traffic warden
10) If Heaven exists, what would you like God/Allah/Budda/any other deity say as you arrive? we've made a mistake - you have to go back

1. What is your favourite word? holiday
2. What is your least favourite word? ill
3. What turns you on? (spiritually/emotionally etc)a genuine smile
4. What turns you off? 2-facedness
5. What is your favourite curse/swear word? bugger
6. What sound or noise do you love? dcs giggling
7. What sound or noise do you hate? dcs bickering
8. What profession other than your own would you like to attempt? musical theatre singer
9. What profession would you not like to do? police
10. If Heaven exists, what would you like God/Allah/Budda/any other deity say as you arrive? Welcome! What took you so long?

1. What is your favourite word? Discombobulate
2. What is your least favourite word? Moist
3. What turns you on? (spiritually/emotionally etc) Positive thinking
4. What turns you off? Fanaticism
5. What is your favourite curse/swear word? Feck
6. What sound or noise do you love? The sound of a busy restaurant
7. What sound or noise do you hate? Whinging
8. What profession other than your own would you like to attempt? Helicopter Pilot
9. What profession would you not like to do? Nurse
10. If Heaven exists, what would you like God/Allah/Budda/any other deity say as you arrive? Hi Carmenere, here in heaven you can eat and drink as much as you like without putting on weight, now off you go, Daniel Craig is waiting for you to cook lobster for him.

i never read question properly:

10. If Heaven exists, what would you like God/Allah/Budda/any other deity say as you arrive?

stupid people welcome here, enter oh stringy bogie one.

why is everyones fav word discombobulate?

and what's wrong with moist?

mmmm this cake is really moist.

1. What is your favourite word? committee
2. What is your least favourite word? c@nt
3. What turns you on? laughter(spiritually/emotionally etc)
4. What turns you off? swearing
5. What is your favourite curse/swear word? sugar
6. What sound or noise do you love? laughter
7. What sound or noise do you hate? crying
8. What profession other than your own would you like to attempt? teaching
9. What profession would you not like to do? dentist
10. If Heaven exists, what would you like God/Allah/Budda/any other deity say as you arrive? welcome

1. mommy (sad but true)
2. poverty
3. Trust
4. Cheats
5. Fuck
6. that funny sound when they are breast feeding
7. Squealing 8)Politician
8. Pilot
9. ah we have chosen you to go back and prove there is an after life

1. What is your favourite word?
   fallopian

2. What is your least favourite word?
   Fine

3. What turns you on? (spiritually/emotionally etc)
   The number 7 (I have synesthesia) and interesting textures

4. What turns you off?
   The number 8 and words encased in boxes

5. What is your favourite curse/swear word?
   Bugger

6. What sound or noise do you love?
   Boing!

7. What sound or noise do you hate?
   Metal against pottery or pound coins clinking

8. What profession other than your own would you like to attempt?
   Doctor

9. What profession would you not like to do?
   Anything in a supermarket

10. If Heaven exists, what would you like God/Allah/Budda/any other deity say as you arrive?
    "You're late."

1. Yes
2. C**t
3. My wonderful hubby (OK, cheesy I admit).
4. Selfishness
5. Buggerarsepoo
6. My husband and daughter laughing out loud together.
7. Bloody Sky + box (humming noise ALL the time in our bedroom) and Wretching!
8. Prime Minister (looks a doddle:-))
9. Not enough room to list them all...... 10)Your late!

1. What is your favourite word? lawnmower
2. What is your least favourite word?patience
3. What turns you on? (spiritually/emotionally etc) kindnice
4. What turns you off? people taking to long to do anything!
5. What is your favourite curse/swear word?fuck
6. What sound or noise do you love? my children giggling
7. What sound or noise do you hate? doorbell ringing when i just got dc to sleep grrr
8. What profession other than your own would you like to attempt? ballerina
9. What profession would you not like to do?doctor
10. If Heaven exists, what would you like God/Allah/Budda/any other deity say as you arrive? dude!put your feet up.

1. What is your favourite word? mummy
2. What is your least favourite word? cunt
3. What turns you on? (spiritually/emotionally etc) winter days
4. What turns you off? arrogance
5. What is your favourite curse/swear word? bugger
6. What sound or noise do you love? roaring fires
7. What sound or noise do you hate? birds
8. What profession other than your own would you like to attempt? teacher
9. What profession would you not like to do? zoo keeper (all those birds)
10. If Heaven exists, what would you like God/Allah/Budda/any other deity say as you arrive? no birds here

ok. i have found my least fav combination of words thanks to califrau.

damp cake.

it's. just. wrong.

Hi there. Are you actually reading other people's lists?

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i am...

I'm reading them. Keep on popping back...

ew.

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