A little questionnaire for you...

[PersonalClown]

I have always wondered how I would answer these questions and now I am going to put them to you lot too.
Those that watch Inside the Actors Studio may recognise it.

Answer as honestly/scarcastically/stupidly/whatever as you wish.

1. What is your favourite word?
2. What is your least favourite word?
3. What turns you on? (spiritually/emotionally etc)
4. What turns you off?
5. What is your favourite curse/swear word?
6. What sound or noise do you love?
7. What sound or noise do you hate?
8. What profession other than your own would you like to attempt?
9. What profession would you not like to do?
10. If Heaven exists, what would you like God/Allah/Budda/any other deity say as you arrive?

1. What is your favourite word? oblong - makes me laugh everytime

2. What is your least favourite word? hate

3. What turns you on? foot massage(spiritually/emotionally etc)

4. What turns you off? white socks

5. What is your favourite curse/swear word? fuckwit

6. What sound or noise do you love? children playing in playground

7. What sound or noise do you hate? alarm clock

8. What profession other than your own would you like to attempt? midwifery

9. What profession would you not like to do? dentist

10. If Heaven exists, what would you like God/Allah/Budda/any other deity say as you arrive.. your children are ok..

1. What is your favourite word? Weekend
2. What is your least favourite word? close call between Monday and c@nt
3. What turns you on? (spiritually/emotionally etc) oral sex!
4. What turns you off? toe nails
5. What is your favourite curse/swear word? Fark
6. What sound or noise do you love? kids laughing
7. What sound or noise do you hate? alarm clock
8. What profession other than your own would you like to attempt? nope quite happy with my own thanks,
9. What profession would you not like to do? street sweeper
10. If Heaven exists, what would you like God/Allah/Budda/any other deity say as you arrive? you've got the wrong year!

1. What is your favourite word? Mumma (when said by my DS)
2. What is your least favourite word? Smegma
3. What turns you on? (spiritually/emotionally etc) Genuine smile
4. What turns you off? Spindly fingers
5. What is your favourite curse/swear word? cunt
6. What sound or noise do you love? piano
7. What sound or noise do you hate? ticking clock
8. What profession other than your own would you like to attempt? midwifery
9. What profession would you not like to do? Accounts
10. If Heaven exists, what would you like God/Allah/Budda/any other deity say as you arrive? Your Grandad is here to meet you

Well, in that case.......

1. What is your favourite word? kerfuffle
2. What is your least favourite word? no
3. What turns you on? (spiritually/emotionally etc) nothing i'm willing to type
4. What turns you off? BO, baked bean breath, stupidity.
5. What is your favourite curse/swear word? arse
6. What sound or noise do you love? purring
7. What sound or noise do you hate? "MUUUUUUUUUUUUM"
8. What profession other than your own would you like to attempt? Dictator (benign)
9. What profession would you not like to do? complaints dept
10. If Heaven exists, what would you like God/Allah/Budda/any other deity say as you arrive? "wow. I can't believe it's you. Would you like my chair?"