Prog on Ch4 at 10 tonight about those scary Reborn dolls and the women who make them

[NomDePlume]

Have Sky+'d it

In case that little face just turned round all on its own and looked at you. Cue scary music

You want him Boco, don't you...

Go on, you know you want to give him a good home!
After all, he needs a good home, I don't think it is easy for him, looking as he does...

Go on..... go on go on go on......

exactly

(to mb)

while still wearing his clown nose

samuel's creator has spent a lot of time on his head and not nearly enough on his legs

Yikes at little face turning to look at you And saying whyyyy did you melt me mummy?

do they steal hospital equiment??

whirring spikes would shoot out of his eyes

gosh, kat.

But surely Samuel is supposed to be a doll as opposed to baby impersonator? I mean you wouldn't look at him and think 'oh dear there is a dead baby'?

No, no, Samuel is supposed to be like a real baby. His creator is just a bit more sort of rubbish at making them i think. He's done his best, and Samuel has a lot of character. Points for effort. His second attempt was better but the eyes sort of slipped down the face a bit.

I actually do heart Samuel now. Poor little fella.

Oh god, becoming obsessed with this seller - look what they made

no, there is a mutated plastic wombat with an orange snowman nose more likely

Holy shit, this one has been spliced!
heavens

OMg!!!
E.T. in crochet horror!!

DD just looked over my shoulder at stripy effort and asked in seriousness "is there a rabbit one?"

I checked out their feedback, most of it very good, one person left neutral feedback, and said 'ok, but head arms and leg fell off'

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

check out the french manicure on this one

The baby is okish, BUT THAT MUSIC IS BARFWORTHY

why do they all come with nappies?

THEY DON;T NEED NAPPIES BECAUSE THEY DON;T DHIT. THEY DON;T SHIT BECAUSE THEY ARE NOT REAL

That's better