Prog on Ch4 at 10 tonight about those scary Reborn dolls and the women who make them

[NomDePlume]

Have Sky+'d it

pollypumpkin would your dd settle for a horse?

Would like to see anyone try mancicure these feet!
They really need to re-do their foot module actually. And one of the arms is sprouting from their waist. But apart from that, charming.

Oh the horse one is good. It's like Rumpole of the Bailey has been shot, his body forced into a pantomime horse outfit, and then shrunk. I'd buy that!

fuck me, that's horrendous

this one needs a trip to the HV

not so much Baby Bo - More Bo Selecta

yes muppet, that cord stump looks infected.

I dread to think what/where their "baby places" are. Creepy.

omg, this is horrid

check out the pic in the palm of the hand

Mutant babies everywhere

Bo's maker says 'you have to start somewhere' and Bo is her first creation..... i suppose she aspires to the dizzy heights of producing the marvel that is...... BABY SAMUEL
(who is real, because he comes with a C.O.A. which stands for Certificate of Authenticness as we all know

Ooak babies? More like boak babies!

If you saw one in a pram would you even realise? (well you would the mutant ones obv). A woman at slimming club was holding one on her lap and she was sitting right next to me. I was just going to say something about how well behaved her baby was being when I realised just in time that it was a doll! I still come out in a cold sweat when I think of how close I came to total humiliation in front of the whole room. Later on I saw a pile of them stacked up on a table which was quite disturbing even though I knew they weren't real.
I recorded this programme but I haven't had a chance to watch it yet. Think I'll keep the lights on.....

I haven't visited Mumsnet for ages but I recorded this last night on a whim. Ds and I have just sat and watched this and I instantly searched Mumsnet for the comments and I wasn't disappointed! HA Ha. "It's a doll you numbnut" PMSL

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ROFL at Samuel - he's apparently a one-off. No shit...

And from the same maker as Samuel - these weird twins

Anatomically correct, apparently. Not sure on which planet, mind you.

Okay - I'm stepping away from the baby reborns now... but just had to share this last one with you

Sweet mother....

... wonder if the mokey will get an outing in a pram...

... all the others give me Trainspotting style flashbacks

She needs to get her bikini line done!

Oh my lord - my eyes

did you see this posted on the same thread?
what the hell is that?!

Rofl at the freaky 'anatomically correct' twins. Maybe, if some of the penis was pulled off and used to fashion some shoulders, they'd be vaguely human? Samuels Creator is an artistic genius, really, no respect for boundaries at all!

First Born doll is great - remember that series, with Charles Dance?

Yes - I posted about that earlier. What is it????

Do I spy the unmistakable blemish of play-doh on her carpet?

The "rooting" took forever apparently [snurk]

ugh
the older ones are even scarier