mumsnet gossip.....update wanted just for custardo who has amazed the universe by missing it all despite being here everyday thank you

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faces dont fit
clicks
trolling
stompin off

i hear coddy has gone dont know why( do tell coddy/jane whoever you are) - ks went - i know that one - traceyp went as she felt the mn tone was being lowered - anyone else go?

anyone brave enough to point out the clicks to me?

there was a "why are you all so quick to condemn" - that i nearly nearly got what was going on - but didnt quite - as like all of these threads inc. " am off" types they always refer to the "other" thread - not naming it.

any other gossip?

thanks v. much in anticipation

Don't let thsi thread get nasty too
Why can't we talk about towels instead?

my towels are permenantly maky with red hair dye - they are white towels but i always fuckup bleaching

manky*

well mine are a nice deep purple (Christy) so can't see stains

i had some lovely pinky red towels.........til a black sock weedled its way in with them in the wash by mistake........now they have all got horrid black slodges all over them......

well I try to put my light coloured towels in spearately to my dark towels. Infact dh was horrified to learn that I won't wash his towels with my little baby's towels.

Mine are deep red (were excellent for having in hospital after DS was born )

oops.....meant SPLODGES

I'm not actually in France, I took offence at something Custardo said to me on MN a while ago and stropped off, but to cover my tracks I just pretend to be going to France. But now all this has raked up again I'm feeling all hurt and rejected all over again. And when she said in her first post "faces dont fit", I took that as a sly dig at me and so I am leaving again!
You're always 'aving a go at me! There are sly digs all over MN about me and I'm not taking it anymore! No I'm not! I'm just sooooo upset by these remarks that I am stomping out of the room and I shall never return! (expect by a very obvious new nickname)
STOMP!

Eeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwww PC!!

Uhmmm Rhubarb and custard. lovely!!

Hey MrsD - aren't you meant to be working?

lmao@ rhuby xmissed you matexxxxxx
dont come home soon xxxx

agree with prufrock. i think there is a distinction between obviously fun threads (what colour is your favourite duck/thong type threads) that noone takes seriously and wind ups that some people take seriously.

STOP 'AVING A GO AT ME CUSTY! YOU SOUTHERN NONCE!

Yes HD. And quite unsuccessfully. Obviously!!

i take umbridge at tht rhuby - dont ever EVER call me southern!

Rhubarb - assuming your last post was in jest - do I remember you mentioning a program about you going to France - when is it on? Did I miss it?

Going back to the main subject of people stomping off and lots of hair swinging - if you can't take it then don't get wrapped up in these argumentative posts - I am a wimp and avoid these

custardo - if you do find out what's going on then please CAT me and let me know, it's a full time job these days finding out what's going on. We do seem to be missing a hell of a lot of old timers though. strange.

Rhubarb, how is france going? (even though you're not actually there)

Yeah! I agree with Grommit! See how I can flounce off and yet still come back to do more flouncing! Attention seeking I think is the term, though feel free to correct me if I am wrong, then I can take offensive and do even more flouncing!
I'll let you know nearer the time Grommit mate.
Whatcha drinking Custy, SOUTHERN comfort?

does floucing require a swirly skirt and heels? if so, I don't think I#ll be able to join in

no rhubs - you know blodka is my drink of choice - unlike somepeople who are drinking red wine by the gallon in a SCHOOOL and THEN nicking it and putting it in your bag!

u have a handbag now rhuby?

Krocket - is best to floune nakid with the curtains open - give 'em all something to really talk about

so rhuby tells me

Ahem... I am still here! Whoever said I am v busy at work with not much mn access was right!

Nice to be missed though