Recently, I have laughed inappropriately at......................

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the woman who was sat in the front passenger seat of a car, window wound all the way down, whilst on the M25, with a baby of approximately 12-18 months on her lap, who was so offended at my 'slack jaw' that she threw her arms up in the air in mock shock, letting go of her hold in said child.

What have you laughed, inappropriately, at recently?

I cackled my way through this post yesterday but didn't have anything to add.

DS2 helped me out this morning in church though when, having been up for communion, he was walking down the isle to our seats and his trousers fell down to his knees

my daughter who mistook a can of shaving foam for a can of squeezy dreamwhip. In her mouth.

Just ripped my top on the handle off the toilet door hurrying back to finish reading this thread!

I took my dneice and ds to the cinema to see Shrek 3 and when stood in front of the refreshments I asked dneice what treat/sweet she'd like

"Cockporn" she shouts..... I believe she was meaning Popcorn. Good job the bloke serving us looked where she was pointing at the time as lost the power of speech at that point!

My friend just told me the highlight of her romantic trip to Paris was seeing a man fall down a manhole in the rain. I am laughing right now thinking about it.

cockporn!!!!!

DD was in her baby jumper which, because we have a beamed ceiling, is suspended in the middle of our living room. DH was watching her jump while I cleaned the bathroom. Suddenly I heard DH yell fuck, fuck fuck (a lot). I ran back to see DH jumping in what looked like chocolate. Chocolate on the carpet, all over her and all over DH.

Only it wasn't chocolate. The jumping had had a bit of a laxative effect and the resulting poo had exploded out of her nappy, down her legs and under her riverdancing feet!

I fought to clean up while clutching my sides laughing at the sight of him jumping up and down shouting 'fuck' with DD delightedly jumping thinking this was some new messy jumping game.

this is a great thread

'Chocolate' on the carpet. Just brilliant.

I am both weeping and wheezing at this thread ... fabulous, just fabulous!

Once took MIL to a funeral where we were handed out little cards so you can write on to say you were there.

MIL didn't understand at all and said "do you think that if we fill these cards in we will go on some sort of mailing list?"

Made me laugh - had visions of coffin brochures coming through the post .....

Another pooh incident - my friend picking up her wet suit clad 4 year old child (wet suit was his older brothers and not very tight) squidging him up around the bum / waist area and trotting back with him when I noticed slimy brown stuff shooting out the bottom of the wet suit - he'd shat himself .....

I was nearly shitting myself with laughter

Once we'd peeled the feckin' thing off him the mess was extraordinary !!

My DD also 4 told me off for laughing so much as it's "just not fair Mummy - you wouldn't like it if someone laughed at you if you'd poohed yourself in a wet suit!"

My DS who is nearly 4 has learnt to pull his foresin back to show off whats underneath,
I walked into the lounge to find him starkers shouting look at this mommy,I would have been alright to deal with it if DH's parent's didnt walk in with me they were most put out

DS1 (9) shouts oh I can do that to but it stings if you touch it without the skin on
MIL was aghast

I laughed

yiam

DS1 had terrible reflux as a baby. After feeding him, we would have to sit him up for 30 mins so that he didn;lt spew his milk back up. However, DP used to frequently ignore this advoce. One day, he was bouncing DS1 in the air. They were both loving all the rough and tumble, until DS1 threw up into DP's open mouth

I pmsl for about 4 hours.

It was that really horrible smelly babay milky-cheesy vom as well.

I also pmsl in Bristol a few weeks ago when DS1 saw a blioke with a hair piece and shouted in his bestest loudest voice

YOUR HAIR HAS FALLEN OFF!