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Recently, I have laughed inappropriately at......................

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VeniVidiVickiQV · 13/08/2007 21:30

the woman who was sat in the front passenger seat of a car, window wound all the way down, whilst on the M25, with a baby of approximately 12-18 months on her lap, who was so offended at my 'slack jaw' that she threw her arms up in the air in mock shock, letting go of her hold in said child.

What have you laughed, inappropriately, at recently?

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FluffyMummy123 · 13/08/2007 22:23

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WanderingTrolley · 13/08/2007 22:24

roffle boco's mum doing a karate move on herself

boco's mum: nil
ditch: one

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VeniVidiVickiQV · 13/08/2007 22:27

oh yes...at the weekend, DS was playing with a garden 'hoopla' set. He had no nappy on, and kept crouching over the hoopla's to pick up the rings, getting dangerously close to hoopla-ing himself.

DP and I were in fits of laughter every time.....

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yelnats · 13/08/2007 22:44

dd1 fell over last week and cut ehr knee - cried for 2 and a half hours with the odd moans of- oh mummy I cant go to playgroup again, cos I hurt my knee. I cant eat my dinner now - cos i hurt my knee - infact everything possible that she could think of she could no longer do cos she hurt her knee. Real hilarity came though when she got up from the chair which I sat her on as soon as she came in the house after her fall and she started walking like she had sh8t herself. Cleaned it up and put a plaster on and she could miraculously walk again and even managed to dance to The Singing Kettle dvd. Got up in the morning and her plaster had fallen off so she couldnt walk properly again! could not contain my laughter at her walking.

I know this doesnt seem funny but it really was hilarious!

expatinscotland · 13/08/2007 22:46

DD1 was sitting at the table eating her tea.

DH reprimanded her, 'DD1, sit forward, you're getting couscous all over the floor.'

DD1 didn't miss a beat. She quipped, in a brilliant Leith accent, 'Ach, nevermind, she'll clean it all up', gesturing at me with her thumb.

fransmom · 13/08/2007 22:51

boco - pmsl thanks so much for making me laugh have had a crap day and that's the first time i laughed today. thank you

stripeymama · 13/08/2007 22:52

A horny elephant at the safari park - had its willy out. My 4yo dd was well confused cos i kept cracking up - the size of the thing was something else. 26 going on 6...

fransmom · 13/08/2007 22:54

expat.

have just read boco's post again

i laughed at a bloke having a proper full-on-stamping-foot-and-jumping-up-and-down-tantrum! he is p/dp and is 44.

i couldn't help but nearly rofl

tegan · 13/08/2007 22:57

I had a really bad case of road rage last weekend and shouted at a man "oi you tosser" and did the appropriate hand jesture then later at mils for tea dd2 (3) was playing with her grandad when he took the ball off her and she repeated exactly what I had said with hand jestures thrown in for good measure.

LelsandZaffy · 13/08/2007 22:58

Pruners- pmsl

tegan · 13/08/2007 22:59

my dad walking into the patio door is always a good laugh seeing as he does it so often

LelsandZaffy · 13/08/2007 22:59

Priceless truely priceless tegan!! What was the response to that one???

tegan · 13/08/2007 23:03

obviously i pmsl everytime. he has even sleep walked and done it and not woken.

he has been doing it for 15 years you would think he would just check if it is open before trying to walk through.

although my mum will shut the thing when he has gone out through it so he assumes it is still open.

moondog · 13/08/2007 23:04

My 3 year old on a fecking horse being made to trot by some gormless 16 year old.
I nearly wet myself.

moondog · 13/08/2007 23:04

lol at tegan's dad.
(Nasty though.)

tegan · 13/08/2007 23:06

dd1 telling my da that her fish had broken one of its testicals (meaning tenticals)

madamez · 13/08/2007 23:06

I can offer you up tonights Soup Misfortune to laugh at... Though it contains an Important Lesson. When making lettuece pea and onion soup (I'm single. I can eat things like that and blow my own duvet off the bed all night if I want to) don not overfill the blender and put the farking top on properly. Or you'll end up like I did, with a kitchen that looks like Great Cthulhu's ringpiece and a nice set of throbbing scalds on your arm and norks.

Boco · 13/08/2007 23:06

Ahh, Fransmom, my mum'll be pleased that her bruised arse and twisted ankle were not in vain.

I could tell you about when she fell down a rabbit hole if you like? Or another of my favourite inappropriate laughs was when someone at college was crossing the road - a car went past, he stepped out and was run over by the caravan it was towing! No serious injury, only to his pride - as it was witnessed by loads of people roaring with laughter.

moondog · 13/08/2007 23:07

OOh Madamez!
You ok??

LelsandZaffy · 13/08/2007 23:08

Madamez you lucky cow!!! I always think it is safe in bed to let wind loose only for dp to come in 30 seconds later!!

I don't say anything and neither does he...

tegan · 13/08/2007 23:10

dd1 was on a pgl trip with school in april and when she came home had grazed the side of her face and chipped her tooth.

apparentyl she was stood on a wall and fell at the same time a van was passing so everyone thought she had been run over, luckily not.

not funny I know but as she was explaining this I couldn't help but burst out laughing and still do everytime I tell people

fransmom · 13/08/2007 23:11

tegan at hand gestures.

boco, i don't normally laught at peole hurting themselves, just the way you said it sounded so funny

fransmom · 13/08/2007 23:12

what's pgl? (dd not old enough for school yet )

madamez · 13/08/2007 23:13

Moondog: fine thanks. Bit sore but it's not serious and what was left of the soup was v yummy

Oh and I did once laugh inappropriately at the news of someone committing suicide but neither I nor the person I was talking to on the phone at the time had actually known the deceased.

tegan · 13/08/2007 23:14

dd2 standing on shed roof (not very high it is level with a wall) shouting look at me, we warn her to get down, she starte jumping, we tell her to get down, she jumps harder and goes straight through, we pmsl go to check if she is ok and she is lying on the floor laughing so much she has pissed herself.