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Recently, I have laughed inappropriately at......................

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VeniVidiVickiQV · 13/08/2007 21:30

the woman who was sat in the front passenger seat of a car, window wound all the way down, whilst on the M25, with a baby of approximately 12-18 months on her lap, who was so offended at my 'slack jaw' that she threw her arms up in the air in mock shock, letting go of her hold in said child.

What have you laughed, inappropriately, at recently?

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Lorayn · 14/08/2007 09:27

ds has a love of the avril lavigne song 'girlfriend' but can't say it properly so he sings 'you, you, you, you, durlfriend'.
At dinner the other night he was trying to talk to dp and stuttered at 'you' after saying it four times, I chimed in with 'durlfriend' dd found it so amusing she spat her drink all over the table, her dinner and her brothers face.

Also, ds (nearly 3) threw a toy car at dd, when we asked him to come upstairs and give us the car, he said 'don't throw me ok?' and hid behind the door, again, you have to have been there to see it, but it still makes me chuckle.

BigGitDad · 14/08/2007 09:52

BBBee, loved the 'Bye Bye Mr Bollocks line'

Haylstones · 14/08/2007 10:09

Our old neighbour had a flagpole in his garden and dd (about 2 then) kept talking about it and we'd say 'yes that's Norman's flag'. We met him in the street and I said 'hello, Norman' and dd said 'Norman's FAG'. Was embarrassed but had to dash in the house to laugh behind the front door. Poor man probably thought we discussed him behind closed doors

MrsFish · 14/08/2007 10:15

Waynettaslob - lmao at your story, I am so glad that I am having another boy, this way I can send them to daddy to answer all of those types of questions

ArtistFormerlyKnownAsSOH · 14/08/2007 11:29

A man digs up an unexploded bomb in his garden, sticks it in the back of his truck and drives through the town, taking it to the local police station. Sounds like the start of a joke does it not? Actually happened just down the road from us a couple of weeks ago. This was reported very seriously on the local news. Police were strongly advising people that if they found an unexploded bomb they probably shouldn't hoick it into their truck and parade it through the locality.

I do live in Norfolk though.

tegan · 14/08/2007 14:06

dh and i were in the lounge and I was playing with the dog I said "you silly bugger" to the dog and a chorus of silly bugger silly bugger silly bugger came from outside where dd2 (3)was playing. I never corrected her and she has not said it since.

tegan · 14/08/2007 14:08

best mates little boy (3) can't say k he says p so I often hear him outside shouting at his dad piss daddy piss when he goes to work

Lorayn · 14/08/2007 16:13

hahah tegan , my son says 'piss' for 'crisps' and is always climbing on the side asking mummy for 'piss'

aloha · 14/08/2007 16:23

I remember when my stepdaughter was about six and dh was larking about doing high fives while dh said 'give me skin' (it's a black American greeting, apparently, not that's he's either).
"Give me one skin!" laughs dh
"Give me two skins!" giggles dsd
"Give me three skins!" says dh
Dsd's turn.."Give me...."
"Erm, that's enough" says dh!

misspiggy · 14/08/2007 18:36

My mum and stepdad went to Egypt years ago now for a holiday and they were walking through Cairo when mum fell down a man-hole.

Now, I realise that this isn't remotely funny and she must have been terrified but I think the reason it sounded so funny to both me and my brother was the way my stepdad related the tale.

"One minute we were having a lovely chat, walking along side by side and the next minute I looked around and she had gone. I looked behind me and saw just her head sticking out of the drain. I said "flipping 'eck Mary, what are you doing down there?"

That's usually the point when DB and I dissolve into hysterics with mum getting crosser and crosser saying "I could have died you know, there are crocodiles down there they say". This only makes us worse.

I am a very bad person ......

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VeniVidiVickiQV · 14/08/2007 18:47

Tears streaming down my face at Waynetta's post

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VeniVidiVickiQV · 14/08/2007 18:48

DD has just told me off for laughing because "I is the police"

I always snigger at her when she says "gonut" instead of doughnut....

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TheWiltedRose · 14/08/2007 22:06

ds1 was standing on end of sofa arm today so i told him to get down or fall off, at which point he pretended to fall backwards slightly then laughing and straightening up again...

it was about the 5th time he did it that i shouted at him really loudly to GET DOWN OR YOU'LL FALL!!!

that i starteled him so much he gave a little jump then promptly fell head over heels off the sofa and emerged with a nose peeking over the arm with a very red face and sheepish look!

{blush} kinda my fault... but funny!

janestillhere · 14/08/2007 22:28

When my ds was two years old, my dh looked after him whilst I worked afternoons/evenings.
One sunny day my dh's colleague Frank came round to help with the decking in the garden than needed finishing.
Ds couldn't say fr correctly at the time so evey time he wanted Frank's attention he said 'OI WANK!'
When Frank left later, ds said Frank! Frank! over and over and over. Unfortunately it came out WANKER, WANKER, WANKER!

fransmom · 14/08/2007 23:02

pmsl at all these, esp the last one, janestillhere!!!!!

Quootiepie · 14/08/2007 23:34

twice at someone elses DSs' fall off chairs The first time he just slipped off it, out of sight under the table - I couldn't stop laughing even though DH was giving me dirty looks THe other time was the other day, the DS was leaning back on the chair abit and it just totally flew backwards... everyone was rushing to him (he was totally ok, landed on grass) but everyones seriousness just made me laugh harder

DirtyGertiefromnumber30 · 15/08/2007 14:25

last night i had the ultimate in inappropriate laughter. On our way to bed dh had popped to the loo when i suddenly heard a blood curdling scream. When i ran in, he was bend over double with his trousers round his knee and his bollocks well and truely jammed in the zip. I snorted with laughter but he was in a complete state and wouldnt let me anywhere near him to help! He was making allsorts of bizarre claims like 'there's so much blood in a man's bollocks, if it rips i'll bleed to death in minutes so just f*uck off will you'

He then sent me downstairs to fetch the scissors in some vain hope of cutting his trousers off him (although it wouldnt have helped it was a great excuse to leave the room to piss myself laughing for two minutes)

When i came back up he was still trying to wriggle free, but by now was screaming 'you'll have to phone an ambulance, im in pain like youve NEVER experienced'
Just as I was actually thinking 'shit we are going to have to go to a&e here, how bloody embarassing', he managed to pull it free.

the sight of my 6ft 2", 14 stone husband bent over, ass in the air, trying to wriggle his ball sac free in a sheer state of panic was a classic. Ive been cracking up all day whenever i think of it!

MrsFish · 15/08/2007 17:35

Oh dear, you've got me lol too your poor dh

PrettyCandles · 16/08/2007 15:33

Perhaps he now has some sympathy for your genuinely bloody, painful, and potentially life-threatening experience (ie labour)?

DirtyGertiefromnumber30 · 16/08/2007 19:08

exactly PC!!!

BettySpaghetti · 16/08/2007 19:46

Our last house had a 2 storey extension with a flat roof. DP went up a ladder to check out the condition of it but unfortunately for him the ladder blew down when he was up there.

Luckily for him I was at home and heard the commotion of the ladder falling but unluckily for him I found it hilarious. He was trying to tell me to put the ladder back against the wall but I was PMSL and the ladder was really heavy and , of course, long and difficult to manoeuvre.

My laughter attracted the attention of our middle-aged neighbour who came out to see what was going on. She came to help me lift the ladder but by this point we were both ROFL making it difficult to co-ordinate our movements to lift it -it was like a Laurel and Hardy sketch.

Poor DP was still stuck on the roof beginning to wonder if he would ever be able to get down

fransmom · 16/08/2007 22:38
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EscapeFrom · 16/08/2007 22:43

I let my ds2 out of his pushchair the other week, on a hot day, and stripped him completely naked, letting him rove around the floor (crawling) unfettered by such irritations as nappies.

the phone rang, and it was a potential (although I now know not actual) employer, wanting to talk to me about the job...

Walked back into the living room, and ds2 had crawls into the cat carrier, found himself unable to turn around, and got stuck ---- I was faced will a podgy one year old bottom waving at me as the one year old in question headbutted the sides of the cat carrier, hooting frantically in bewilderment!

And I cracked up, and had to explain to the woman what on earth had just happened.

I didn't get the job.

fransmom · 16/08/2007 22:46

obv no sense of humour

EscapeFrom · 16/08/2007 23:16

Obviously. She would have been a crap boss anyway.