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Recently, I have laughed inappropriately at......................

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VeniVidiVickiQV · 13/08/2007 21:30

the woman who was sat in the front passenger seat of a car, window wound all the way down, whilst on the M25, with a baby of approximately 12-18 months on her lap, who was so offended at my 'slack jaw' that she threw her arms up in the air in mock shock, letting go of her hold in said child.

What have you laughed, inappropriately, at recently?

OP posts:
tegan · 13/08/2007 23:15

pgl is an adventure holiday that some schools take kids on. it is great fun, i went when I was at school.

WestCountryLass · 13/08/2007 23:15

My DH trying to get into the wrong tent last week, he was somewhat pissed on cider and had already rolled onto his back and could not get up, tripped over the guy ropes and tried to make a rolly for 10 minutes with the gummed bit on the outside

Did not laugh quite so much when he threw up over my pyjamas in the tent though

onlyWotz · 13/08/2007 23:15

listening to my 2 dds who made a song for me which included the words
knickers, poo and bum!

tegan · 13/08/2007 23:17

why are kids fascinated with poo

dd2 often comes out with "poo on pancakes" at very inappropriate moments

LadyVictoriaOfCake · 13/08/2007 23:17

dh farting bnext to me in the middle of a very very serious interview today.

LelsandZaffy · 13/08/2007 23:18

Tegan do you live in a house of madness???!

PMSL

tegan · 13/08/2007 23:19

dh asking his mum to look at a sppot on his foreskin when he meant forehead.

i pmsl for ages over that one.

tegan · 13/08/2007 23:20

my house is a lunatic assylum.

I thought of one thing and now loads of things are coming back to me and I am laughing just thinking about them.

fransmom · 13/08/2007 23:28

tegan iw ould have loved to see your mil face!

tegan · 13/08/2007 23:30

as dh finished the sentence mil just said shall I look here or in the kitchen, of course then dh realised what he said and died.

McEdam · 13/08/2007 23:38

ROFL at these, priceless!

calordan · 13/08/2007 23:47

keep going tegan dont stop

BBBee · 14/08/2007 00:47

on holiday dd (aged 4) had been charmingly chatting up the man in the fish and chip shop. as we left I sad:

"Say bye to the man"

she turned and shouted over her shoulder

"bye-bye Mr Bollocks."

(she has a 7yr old brother - I am sure that is the source)

ZacharyQuack · 14/08/2007 03:08

DH had homemade baked beans for lunch on Sunday, then we later all went food shopping. I was entertaining DDs so DH took trolley to checkout, where he inevitably released a silent, toxic fart. The checkout operator picked up the pack of tandoori marinated chicken and said "Ooooh you can really smell the spices on this chicken". Hopefully she was oblivious to the real cause of the smell.

Califrau · 14/08/2007 03:18

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PrettyCandles · 14/08/2007 07:09

Oh Tegan, your posts are really making me pmsl (and so are others here!) but the best was when I misread one and thought that your dh had asked your mum to look at his foreskin! PMSROFL!

hazygirl · 14/08/2007 07:16

i have to tell this one, some will thing i am awful for laughingmand believe me if you had my mil youd laugh, but never liked me as she is catholic,forced son to go to church till sixteen then he met me,never liked the fact i dont go to church ,and always said god would look after her, anyway few years ago usual trip to church fil drops her off in long posh coat as usual, unfortintalely she skinny scrawny thing,fil set off coat still stuck in car ,pulled her over, car behind beeped to warn fil,he thought he was in way so accelated, and bang,she broke her hip,ps i never accept lifts off fil, and huubby jokes to his dad where u dragging her to now

PrettyCandles · 14/08/2007 07:18

When we were 'courting', dh and I were on a countryside walk, when he leapt manfully across a narrow stream in order to hand me across from the other side. Somehow he slipped and fell in. Whereupon we discovered that it was not a little shallow and innocuous stream, but a 4' deep hole in the stream bed. He was stuck up to his waist in muddy, weedy water. Couldn't bend his legs to climb out, couldn't get a grip on the muddy sloping banks to lift himself out. Naturally I was completely PMSL. When I'd regained enough control of myself I had to pull him out. He insisted on continuing our little hike, but didn't realise that somehow the pondweed had stuck to the back of his trouser-crotch, and he looked like he had green diarrhoea for the rest of the walk!

Ahh memories...

herladyship · 14/08/2007 07:23

rofl at 'bye bye mr bollocks'!!!

maltatheterrible · 14/08/2007 08:14

both amusing and a warning

we live in cornwall, dh and i decided to go skinny dipping at the nearest beach (it was about 1am)

so we drove to the beach, go to the sand, stripped off, ran down to the water, decided it was bloody cold and turned around to get our clothes.

there was a new moon and all we could see were acres of white sand and black lumps which were rocks, only one of those lumps was our clothes, containing the car keys

and we had no idea which lump of blackness was the clothes, dh starts panicing as its 6 miles home and we are starkers, I helpfully collapsed laughing at the possibility of walking home clutching strategically placed dustbin lids, like something out of a benny hill sketch

elasticbandstand · 14/08/2007 08:18

just yesterday, walking around a school playing field, there is a long jump so dc's decide to have a go, dd runs and runs up to it and then does this tiny jump! at which i laughed ..... bad mother. I did apologise afterwards but she didnt seem to mind

muppetgirl · 14/08/2007 08:22

Last thur I walked into to nursery to pick up ds and was gretted with 'we haven't had a good day today...'

I was then panicking thinking maybe he'd been rude, or hit a child. No. My son had taken his pants down on the playground and weed all over much to the horror of the other children (but great admiration of the boys apparently)

I burts out laughing when she told me (as did she) and we were both trying to deliver the stern 'you should not wee on the playground' lecture when I stupidly said 'oh, he gets that from his daddy..' to which the nursery nurse then looked shocked and said 'his daddy wees in public too?'

All the mummy's (not me I was crimson) were lauging as I was trying to dig myself out of the hole I was definately in.

CharleeWeasley · 14/08/2007 08:28

My DS called DP a 'Hairy bastard' the other day, he is 2 i had to bite my lip to stop from laughing whilst telling him off.

WaynettaSlob · 14/08/2007 09:04

DS1 (nearly 4) in the bath the other night, notices his scrotum for the first time and starts feeling it (well actually totally squishing it_: "Mummy, what's that? It tastes funny" (he sometimes gets taste and feel mixed up ). I replied "oh, that's your scrotum darling"
What's it for?
Racking brains, have no idea so resort to the "Why not ask Daddy, as he's a boy"
"OK"
A few minutes later while getting dressed DS1 says "what's it called again mummy" and I tell him, and he then starts banging out a tune on the top of the laundry basket going "scrot-um, scrotum, scro-tum etc".
At this stage I had images of him going to nursery the following day and teaching all his friends his new song
So, downstairs we went, and DS1 ran up to my DH and said "Daddy, what's my scrotum for?" Cue DH looking like a bunny in headlights, and me trying not to pmsl
"What's what for? " says DH trying to recover
"My scrotum Daddy, look" and shows what he's talking about
At this stage I am guffawing into one of DS"'s toys - I have never seen DH embarrassed and it was sooo funny. I was also quite keen to find out or myself what the scrotum is for, so DS1 and I are listening with baited breath...and the best DH can come up with????
"You have your testicles in there, and it's to keep everything all together" Glad to see A-level biology is up to standard then!!!!

tigerschick · 14/08/2007 09:11

Nothing to add - just pmsl at all of this