Swagger Inn 161 - Springtime is here so wenches get in the beds to help things to grow

[LetUsPrey]

Thought I’d go with a gardening theme

Lovely sunny weather

Evening wenches. Hope you managed to get outside at some point Helen and not just to hang the washing out.

Is lovely here, although the pollen count seems to have gone stratospheric.

Best to make the most of the daylight hours Wicked

I was supposed to be restarting the exercisething tonight but it’s a bit warm and I can’t stop sneezing. I’m going to pretend I forgot. I might start running a bath as I’m out with BestFriend tonight. Can’t go exercising if I’ve run a bath.

The awe-inspiring attribute applies to HBFs too Helen. They don’t call Brandon The Man for nothing

Have a lovely night out LetUs, hope wicked has managed to do Sod all with HBFs. Hope that APricot has had sunshine and that Fancy* has survived the commute and roundabouts-of-hell.

I have been working. Did get a small amount of time outside to do washing and school run, but nothing remotely exciting - as per normal. Currently cooking tea, so best remember that it's on and not burn it.

Evening.
Am tired, has been a long week & feels like a lot of it has been spent driving around roundabouts

I'm about to start on series 2 of Fleabag as well apricot

FFAS @ Catch 22 starting already. The trailers keep saying 'coming soon' but not giving the start dates

Have had a lovely evening. Delicious food. Quite a bit of wine. I’m a bit tipsy, which means I’m feeling flexible

Commuting is done for this week though Fancy yes?

Gwyneth Paltrow is on GN Show. I had a dress very similar to her red one but in black in the late 80s. Also Stormzy - quite hot.

Actually my dress was a lot longer than Gwyneth’s, although the split was the same.

Also watching Garahm Norton? Why? Why am I not in bed FFS. Though Jake Gyllenhaal is v. funny.

at LetUs in slinky dress (or out of it, as the HBFs would like to point out.)

Hurrah for the weekend tomorrow! (and a lie-in)

I would not get a leg in that dress any more. I mean, I am happy to be in or out of the dress, whatever the HBF decides. Brandon, it’s your birthday, so it’s up to you. Whatever, wherever, whenever, however # wenchmotto

Agree re Jake Gyllenhaal

Hayloft! Now!

Yes Ma'am, just going.... (to get Athos, then I'll be up him like whatever-that-expression-is to the Hayloft)

Rat up a drainpipe?
Climb him like a tree?

Whatever the expression, Athos said he’ll be right up

Afternoon.
Some wanker has lit a bonfire down the road. Arsehole. The house stinks of smoke now. It's always on a day when the windows are open & washing is on the line

Have a day of catching up on chores planned. What joy. Still, looks lovely out, so if some of the chores involve gardening that will be nice. Maybe treat myself with Catch 22 later. Advice needed helen - is there any faf?

Morning wenches.

What a twat Fancy . I shall with you.

Washing is out here. DH is being super chatty. “I’m going to do A because of B and I’m going to do it this way because C. So, as I said,....” aaarrrgghhh for the love of mud shut up!

Morning (just)

We have no bonfire twats (we might be bonfire twats later, if the pile is dry enough) I have slept most of the morning away - an assortment of weird dreams (at one point I was negotiating with Donald Trump to let Melania go swimming in the sea. WTAF?!?) but no FAF. FFS. But now I'm wondering where on earth to start with today's list of work and house stuff and garden stuff etc etc.

Fancy - there are definitely some nice bods in Catch22 - whether you like the attached faces is another matter, but the bods are there. (in the shower, at the lake, etc)

Mucking about online is a good start helen Re bonfires you have fewer neighbours than we have round here. A couple of years ago someone's bonfire set light to some sort of outhouse - probably the same people as today as the smoke is from the same area.

What Fancy said Helen.

at bonkersness of that dream!

We’re off out for a family —argument— meal.

Afternoon. Glorious weather here.

We had seagulls having a party on the roof at 4am, you wouldn't believe how loud it was. I need to get a gun.

I've put my hip out again, no idea how. It's okay lying down and standing up but anything in between is agony. Paracetamol doesn't touch it and I can't take ibuprofen.

Going for a meal tonight if I can get there.

Oh no Hope it gets better soon.

I've been gardening all day - also glorious weather here. And now Stupid Cat is on my lap providing moggy acupuncture on my thighs Still, Athos can kiss them better later

You're such a badass Apes And ouchy

at loud seagulls at stupid times

And a very gentle for you Apricot. Hope you get to your meal out.

We’ve been out for fish and chips. It was completely delicious.

Oooooooooooh! Yum. Fish and chips... I feel the urge for a fish-and-chips-and-seaside trip tomorrow. Won't happen, DS is stropping and wanting a x-box/pajama-day (or he was, before he got shunted upstairs). Plus we have lamb shanks on the fridge ready for tea tomorrow.

It was DH’s belated birthday meal.

We’re watching Killing Eve. It’s very very good.

We're behind with that. We've got a programme about Glastonbury on. I was meant to go to bed, but I got 'prompted' on AO3 so now I'm writing instead...

We’ve got the Glastonbury thing on too. I’ve downloaded Chernobyl as I’ve heard so many excellent things about it.

Hayloft now Helen

I've been watching Channing Tatum dancing to It's Raining Men on Youtube about 20 times, he really can move

ok, finished the AO3 thing, heading for the hayloft now. (did you see the (very brief) bit of The Killers?

LOL at YouTube on repeat wicked

It's morning. The weather is a bit sunny. I'd rather go back to bed. Though breakfast first because I'm hungry. DS is paying fortnight and getting cross with his friends online (probably because they're getting sick of him bossing them about )

More gardening today I think - certainly cleaning out the chicken house.