Swagger Inn 159 - It's Beginning to Look a Lot Like Christmas......

[ApricotCrush]

The HBFs have promised to come down the wenches' chimneys on Christmas Eve

Oh, you didn't forget Kylo. Love you Apes

Aaw, couldn't miss Kylo out, could I?

Well, we've finished the trees and decorations and I've done all the cards including the millions for the golf club.

Watched Mrs. Wilson last night, but couldn't tell you what it was about, may have gone to sleep.

DD and DGS are staying over tonight as they have the decorators in and they don't want to sleep with the smell of paint.

Evening wenches.

Excellent new thread Apricot - love those pictures! Love your hells bells at the end of the last thread . And bloody well done on the cards

Enjoy your evening Fancy

How could anyone forget Kylo Wicked?

Well, that explains a lot Helen! Did we get to see a show or even get tickets?

Phew - well done on the new thread apricot! Plus trees decorations and cards...

Hope Fancy has a fun night out.

Did you buy a microwave wicked?

No we didn't LetUs we just wandered round trying to find the place to buy tickets.

Starting to watch Dynasties with DS...

"it is unlikely that she will be able to raise all four cubs..."
Noooooooooooooooo! Not cute baby tigers in peril!

I ordered the one you thought looked like a radio

Yeah I was a bit worried about the cubs when they said that Helen.

Perhaps you’ll have part two of the dream where we sack off the show and end up having dinner and entertainment with HBFs

I’m in bed, about to watch Condor

oooh yes, Part 2 with euphemistic entertainment wold be very welcome

Hurrah for Tiger Cubs not being in much peril at all - though I did roll my eyes at the build up to the male tiger's presence... "They will often kill tiger cubs... her brothers are asleep... this is one of their favourite watering holes... she's all by herself... Oh, not to worry, it's MrTiger so there's no danger at all'

How come I had no work for ages, but now it's xmas and the inlaws will be visiting and the school holidays are imminent, suddenly I'm being offered stuff. FFS at the timing...

I initially read that as enthusiastic entertainment, which would work too

Work things do seem to have shitty timing

DaddyTiger didn’t seem that invested in a relationship did he?

Condor was ace.

I should really head to the hayloft so I will absolutely not head over to YouTube

HAYLOFT!!!!! He's waiting...
(I've been working, that's my excuse.)

Commmmmiiiiinnnnng

Night

Athos says he can plug things back in if needed

Morning wenches.

Blimey it’s a bit chilly out there.

Enthusiastic entertainment good too Athos is also good

It's starting to get light outside so I can see the dreary grayness... I should go outside and feed the chickens... thrillz

Morning.

Very good night out thank you kindly - a n excellent comedy night

Excellent work on the new thread apricot!
Right, need to get going

Afternoon.

Glad you enjoyed your night Fancy.

Well, what a waste of a day. DH somehow lost his email account on his phone and on the laptop and we've spend the best part of the day on it, including ending up with some scammers who claimed to be Apple and wanted £150 to sort it. Sheesh! Anyway it's ok now, but we both feel frazzled.

Looks for

That all sounds very stressful and tedious

You'll have to get there quick though Apricot, or Athos will drink the lot...

Loft update - all is quiet on the rodent front and no more bait (or trays) have been taken. Hurrah!!!

Yay for loft update.

Evening wenches.

Hurrah for excellent comedy night out!

Boooo to tech shenanigans

Hurrah to hopefully gone rodents!

And a big fuck off to the cold weather even though it wasn’t actually freezing or anything.

I’ve still not done the cards. I have every intention of doing them but then by the time I’ve driven home from work, got a wash on, had dinner, and then chivvied DS2 for homework, I seem to lose momentum. I’ll definitely do them tomorrow. Honest.

apricot It would be rude to leave one of them behind after all.

Hayloft.

Well someone’s happy you’re heading to the hayloft Helen

Hayloft for me also. I think I’m going to get a proper stern telling off from an HBF for not doing the cards. Cannot wait

Gosh LetUs - Aramis is very cross about your cards. Gibbs isn't pleased either, or Dustin. You must have had a fun night..

Is dark and cloudy , but doesn't appear to be frosty outside.

Stupid Cat, having scoffed her new non-cereal food for half a day, has decided that it's utter muck and she's not eating that stuff Inconvenient cat, fortunately, is a pig and will quite happily eat it for her

Do you think I can go back to bed yet?

Morning wenches.

They were furious Helen. Lots of furious activity

Awwwwww at cats

You can definitely go back to bed.Helen

I am running late!

I could've sworn I'd posted yesterday morning - but clearly not!

Brrrrrr, look cold out there. Still, nearly the shortest day

Work's Christmas lunch today - hoping for a good one....laters.