Swagger Inn 157 - Take me dancing naked in the rain.... I wish

[SisterHelenoftheEternalCatchUp]

That works on so many levels -
Take me said every wench to the HBFs of their choice
Take me dancing - well that would do, said every wench to the HBFs of their choice
Take me dancing naked - as long as you strip too, said every wench to the HBFs of their choice
Take me dancing naked in the rain - can we please, FFS have some rain here?

Welcome one and all to the new thread.

Pull up a barstool, pour a drink, state your preferences and order of FAF.

Herewith the obligatory HBF-in-the-rain GIF...

Now, get back and finish the last HBF thread off....

Morning wenches.

I disagree Fancy. You definitely deserved one of the HBFs.

Cold is here but nothing else with it like sore throat or headache or anything so just feel a bit snotty and tired and woolly headed.

Breakfast and chivvying up DS2.

That trailer looks fab Helen.

Evening wenches. Lovely day again here and much warmer.

Poor Helen and LetUs, hope your colds bugger off quickly.

Is everyone else getting a load of scam phone calls and emails? I'm fed up of them. There was an automated call for DH this morning suppposedly from HMRC saying he owed tax and a warrant had been issued for his arrest and to please phone this number and do not ignore. Do they think we're stupid?

He's been working at DD's all day unless he's in the clink. He forgets the time and has a shock when they come home from work.

The trailer to Don Carlos looks interesting.

Yy it was warmer today and even sunny on occasion.

They can all get to fuck Apricot, scammy bastards. I can just imagine you “what’s that? He’ll end up in prison? Hmmmm, as long as it’s not for too long. Can you get MrLetUs in there too?”

He’s a good ‘un though isn’t he?

Cold is still here and my nose is glowing from all the blowing

Have just been helping DS2 with his —really fucking difficult for him— homework. Now I have to do ironing. No, don’t be jealous.

Evening

PARDON?!

The sore throat has gone, but now my ears seem to be clogging up, and my nose is still running faster than Bolt. Oh the joys... Of course, for the benefit of the HBFs who are reading, I'm still stunningly attractive and irresistible. As is LetUs

No scammers here atm, thank goodness. They do keep phoning us at work saying that they're BT calling about our account. Which is a bit of a giveaway, since we don't use BT... I love the idea of being arrested by HMRC though, that would be a ROFL moment.

Stupid cat is currently asleep and snoring on my lap.... awww

Awwww at StupidCat

Remind me to put in a bulk order for tissues tomorrow. And we'll need to get more Whisky in for the Fuzzy Toms and Hot Toddies.

If that was a flea which just landed on me and shot off again, you're living outside for the next 3 weeks...

OOps, forgot to decorate - medicinal HBFs...

Ah Dr Aramis. The world is an unfair place because my GP looks nothing like him.

Eeek at possible flea.

Neither does my GP Fancy. One of the opticians looked like Dog but he’s not been around for ages.

Why am I still up? What an idiot.
Night

Morning wenches.

Feeling a bit better this morning. I could still do with soothing attention from HBFs

DS2 is not a morning person and is being a total PITA. Fun times.

I appear to have had a relapse. Woe, woe...
I am SO going back to bed after the school run. Urgh.....

My GPs are actually not Dr Aramis or Dr Athos, but fairly easy on the eye anyway. (Not that easy.) am v. lucky. Apart from the stinking cold thing. That bit's not lucky.

Oh LetUs.....
www.instagram.com/p/BoH742YFIu1/?taken-by=officialtomellis

Urgh, anyway, have been in bed most of the day. Did get up for the school run, by DH told me not to be stupid and has taken over school run/swimming duties for the rest of the day. DH is luffly. Stupid cat is not Luffly. She has vommed on the sofa - we had just washed the throw and put a clean on one. Stupid Cat is a pain in the backside. I should have stayed in bed...

Evening.

Sorry you're so ill Helen. [Athos] MrHelen is indeed lovely.

Ew, no to Tom Ellis, sorry LetUs. He looks plastic and clearly thinks a lot of himself.

I have spent the best part of the afternoon trying to open a building society account. Why do they make these things so difficult??? I know it's security and all that, but FFS.

Ah Apricot - have they rumbled your money-laundering international jet-setting lifestyle? I have to open a savings account for DS. I keep putting it off, and definitely won't try it just now - I know my limitations - dozing mostly, just now. With Stupid at sat on me and denying all accusations that she might have hurled all over the place today Butter wouldn't melt... I am going to have to turf her off and shut the chickens away though.

Evening wenches.

Did you shout me Helen? Blimey!

Yes, he’s clearly quite full of himself, and yes they’ve clearly gone over budget on the baby oil —and the photography filters— but I still very much would

Are you feeling any better Helen? Can tell I’m on the mend but am still quite sneezy.

I know exactly what you mean re the account thing Apricot. Have you started Killing Eve yet?

Am not feeling better, am still feeling v. rough and demand HBFs.

Glad you're on the mend though

DH should be home soon to provide food - hurrah. I'm hungry... and there is an open box of chocolates beside me... I may not be that hungry by the time DH is back...

I’m sure in these circumstances chocolates are medicinal

Particularly when accompanied by HBFs

Oooh - Athos dipped in chocolate...

Ooo you’ve perked up - said the wench to the HBF

DS2 is watching Top Cat. I’m every time Fancy-Fancy is on screen

The mind is willing... the body is up for nothing but reclining. The HBFs can do the work tonight.
at Fancy-Fancy

Athos said recline away and he’ll take care of everything

I was heading to the hayloft but I’ve just found Star Trek Into Darkness. The Batch being fighty. Mmmm.

Morning wenches.

Friiiiiiddddaaayyyyyy!!!!!! How are you feeling Helen?

It’s sunny here which is nice.

Also nice.

Urghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Is also sunny here for now - hurrah.

Athos thinks we should just sit around and chill out today. But first I have to do the school run, which also involves getting dressed...

Afternoon wenches. Oh Helen, you’ve had it bad haven’t you? Stay in the sick bay where Doctor Athos shall administer his own very special medicine and treatments.

It’s been a beautifully sunny day today. Didn’t even let the fact that one of the bosses was a bitofatwat annoy me.

Afternoon. Lovely sunny day here too.

We watched ep1 of Killing Eve last night LetUs. Yes, enjoyed it, a bit different and quirky. I remember Sandra Oh from Grey's Anatomy. I think it's still going but haven't watched it for years.

Hope Helen's feeling a bit better for Athos's ministrations