Swagger Inn 156 - The Weather Is Getting Hot, The HBFs Will Always Be Hotter

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Best I could do and

Hope MiniHelen has managed to get into Fortnite (if you want him to be able to Helen)

I’ve watched half of Versailles Apricot then DH and DS2 came home. Mmmmmm

LetUs - hurrah for eye contact - that's the same as being married you know. Or at least having copious amounts of red hot sex. (So possibly not the same as being married after all)

Have you done something accidentally to his Fortnite Helen?

Obviously you want it a bit pliant to start with and then the more you handle it, the firmer it becomes until you’ve got something really hard in your hands, leading to a feeling of satisfaction.

Damn right it was the same as red hot sex. Throw in that insanely beautiful smile and I might even be pregnant.

Sadly, I wouldn't know how to sabotage it LetUs

In today's other exciting events, I have also defrosted a freezer. Thrillz.
I might have found what looked suspiciously like baby food in the bottom No chocolate cake though

Shed roof felting is clearly the opposite of HBFs - the hotter is gets, the softer it becomes.

Serena lost the 1st set Not looking good just now. though still a stunning achievement to get to the finals even if she doesn't win.

Afternoon.

I take it you enjoyed the gig then LetUs.

Nadal v Djokovic should have been the final.

for England and Gareth, but they've done well.

Well done with the freezer Helen. at baby food.

We're going out for a meal with friends this evening if DH can get some decent shoes on with his swollen foot, I'm not going out with him in crocs.

You could say that Apricot

Friend and I said that to each re the Nadal Djokovic match. Amazing tennis, although I’d have preferred Nadal to have won. In fact, I’ve fallen out with sport these last few days. It can bog off. Agree that the England football team did well. You can always offer to console Gareth in his suit Apricot.

The only thing I’d want to find in my freezer if I defrosted it would be more of those cocktail popsicles.

at “not going out with him in crocs”. Have a great time.

I’ve done some washing today and have just cleaned the bathroom. I’m a bit tired now. Took me ages to get to sleep last night. Just going to relax with a Pimms. Might sit outside later with a book - I got a Neil Gaiman from the library the other week.

Ooo Apricot, I finished watching Versailles earlier. Blimey!. I might need to watch —some of— it again, and I didn’t even fall asleep!

Evening

Am still tired - will be very pleased to finish the antibiotics soon. Have spent nearly a week on them & antihistamines & am sooooo sleepy - also been all headachey this afternoon Some cooler weather & plenty of rain would be welcome.

Am currently watching TdeF & have nearly caught up with Versailles too. Pleased to see a little more Marchal, even though he is even less chatty than ever....

Poor you Fancy

How about a Marchal rain combo?

Or perhaps follow Kevin’s example and have a lie down

Maybe they could help me up to bed?

Starting the latest Versailles, may not get to finish it tonight. Good start - Marchal looking pretty fine......

Has that minister grown a new eye? I thought he lost one?

Ohhhh yes, he has been wearing a patch hasn’t he and now it’s gone. Well spotted Fancy. Perhaps he didn’t lose the eye and the patch was just part of the treatment.

Fancy, I’m sure they’ll help you anywhere

Well that is mighty kind of them - I shall have to think of a reward......

FFS I'm sooooo behind with Versailles. Is that the minister who got fruit and veg thrown at him for suggesting the the general public should be pleased about their tax increases? That was the last episode I saw.

Got the mens doubles finals on ATM, following random BBQ.

I am whacked so heading for a bath and hayloft combo.

Hope Apricot had a nice meal out and that Fancy is tucked up in bed with HBFs; which book is that LetUs?

Men’s doubles final was brilliant!

I think it’s Neverwhere Helen. Hang on, I’ll check Yes, it’s Neverwhere. Also got The Ocean at the of the Lane.

It’s the taller of the two ministers Helen.

What could you give them as a reward Fancy? Hmm, let’s think.

Watching Star Trek Into Darkness. The Batch was beating up a bad guy. Hot. And he’s going to have a big fight with Spock soon. Hotter.

Watched a bit of some S2 Being Human. Mmmmm

Watched some of The Killers headline set from TRNSMT. Mmmmm

FFAS what more does my subconscious need?

Off to the hayloft for some more prompting

Morning - hot and sunny and a lovely day for a family argument day out. Possibly a bit too hot and sunny...

I love Neverwhere - it makes visiting London even more fun Ocean is good too.

My subconscious was useless beyond belief last night. Hope other wenches had better luck.

And now I need to prep for the Family argument - have a good day all...

Morning wenches. Hot and sunny here too. Usual Sunday shenanigans with an added bonus of sportingactivity as DH has to run an errand.

Subconscious useless here also, I’ll just have to keep trying to encourage it.

I’ve listened to Neverwhere when it was on R4 years ago. Nothing to do with the Batch being in it. Really enjoyed it so I think I’ll starr with that one.

Enjoy the family —argument— day out.

Poldark tonight

Bonus HBI innuendo for today

The stronger you go in, then the harder you can pull out
Just really pull in tight
Using the hips but I’m tensing every muscle

Afternoon - was tucked up with FancyMan last night helen, although not until rather later

Have now caught up with Versailles & have Poldark to look forward to tonight.

Afternoon. We are back - very nice family argument day out - very little grouching from anyone

I'm sure that Fancyman was a perfectly adequate substitution in lieu of any other HBFs Fancy

Also at HBI innuendo

I have missed men's final at Wimbledon, but have mix doubles on - hurrah for Murray... (this means that DS is about to ask me to play swingball with him...) We are ignoring the world cup, because tennis.

Afternoon. Hot and sunny here too. Have done sod all except a wash load which is now all away.

Glad you enjoyed Marchal Versailles LetUs. at HBI.

I'm no longer interested in the World Cup but DH has recorded it whilst watching the tennis.

Glad you had a good day Helen.

Did you decide on rewards for the HBFs Fancy, for taking you anywhere you wanted?

Very little grouching on a family —argument— day out Helen?! What’s that like that?

Am also watching the mixed doubles.

Have just had a message from family member re arrangements for Saturday. I’d forgotten we were going out

I’m tiiiiiiiiiirrrrrrrreeedddd