Swagger Inn 156 - The Weather Is Getting Hot, The HBFs Will Always Be Hotter

[LetUsPrey]

Best I could do and

Evening - blimey it was warm, air con was working well at work though, so not all bad. And it is a beautiful night out there - a full moon

That is one gloriously scruffy chick helen, what a cutie

You know its hot when the cats don't stay curled up on you because they overheat...

Still, it means I can escape to bed Night all.

Night Helen. Do you want anyone else to curl up on you?

I want air conditioning at work . Two chances of that happening.

Off to the hayloft soon. I need to console Dustin for not qualifying for Wimbledon.

I think I could cope with that^^ curled up on me

And what do you mean, they haven't given him a wild card entry LetUs?!?!? That's just rude of them. (Or maybe he told them that he can't be bothered coming over ) if you're going to have inappropriate dreams about Andy Murray Still, I'm sure Dustin was suitably consoled last night and had plenty of ideas for alternative methods of entry He certainly looks quite cheery this morning.

It's cloudy and cooler this morning thank goodness. It may or may not burn off later. Probably not, since I've got washing about to go on the line - sod's law and all that.

Morning wenches. Happy to assist Helen

I was wondering if he’d get a wild card but I don’t know how they work. You’re quite right though, I’m happy to grant entry

Bright sunshine and hot again. And whilst I love the sound of chirping birds, I don’t quite so much love them when they seem to gang up and sit right outside my bedroom window, singing away with fucking megaphones. Do they have to be that loud?

Morning - no sun here

I'll trade you tweeting birds for FancyCat trying unsuccessfully to barf up a hairball letus? Not a great alarm call........

Must get ready for work - laters

Feel a bit lazy today, the only thing I really want to do is eat crisps

Fancy I'll trade you unsuccessful barfing for a headless rabbit to be cleared up from under the dining table? (Or maybe not actually, the headless rabbit is more of a 'FFS' moment- the barfing would be more stressful in case it was successful.)

We have cuckoos shouting at us from dawn to dusk, which is rather lovely actually Especially where there are two calling in slightly different tones and I just laugh at them.

wicked - go far a nice walk with a packet of crisps, then you can feel justified in eating them because you're using up the energy. (And other debatable logical reasoning along the lines of If you eat food standing up, then all the calories fall out)

Afternoon, still hottttt here!

Chicktor/ia is extremely scruffy, but still cute.

at headless rabbit.

You're entitled to feel lazy WW, you're on holiday.

DH has had his op, I've just been to see him I hate hospital visiting. He's a bit uncomfortable, but fine, watching the footie. I'll go back and see him again later.

Evening wenches. What Helen said re the crisps Wicked.

I suppose the tweeting birds is preferable to the twat next door revving his engine at a stupid time.

Very pleased to hear that MrApricot’s op is over and he seems okay. Fingers crossed everything’s gone well for him.

In other news, I’m too fucking hot

I think this sums it up

Headless rabbit Helen

I've been for a bike ride so I totally deserved some crisps

Hugs for MrApes

And OMFG! Sweden is through to the next round in the world cup and we actually won our group??!! I didn't even watch the game, so sure we would lose.

Hurrah for bike rides, successful operations, and HBFs. (I know, no-one mentioned HBFs, but whatevs)

I have jinxed my world cup team. The sweepstake is meaningless for me...

It is not, but not unbearable here...

Good news about dh apes

I've got my op date...11th July.

So much to do before end of term...argh

HOT, it is HOT. Not 'not' FFS at self. And it's quite cool now anyway.

What's the Op Badders?

Excellent result for Sweden Wicked. Have some more crisps!

Not so great for your sweepstake team Helen. I was not checking the scores at work and I was not F5-ing like a mad thing from about 4.50.

Yy, what is op Badderz?

We still have the hot, although is a bit more pleasant now. I’m tired though and I have to go and chivvy DS2 to bed.

I have been snuggled up with DS and fell asleep (I think) Now I am going on the stepper while I watch Poldark, so I will deserve a magnum... (and also HBFs, but you know - reality and all - I'll have to settle for the magnum)

When is MrApricot home, btw? Now that he has his new knee? I can't remember the timescales from the last op.

Endometrial ablation.

Not looking forward to it but needs must. Dr says that it might be an overnight stay but that would really upset ds2 :( So I might go for local so I can go home quicker.

Ew Badders, but then again, one of my friends had that. Said it was the best thing she ever did.

I have been on the stepper and have Poldarked. Watched the gratuitous wrestling scene and the sad deathbed scene. All to the dulcet tones of the stepper squeaking and groaning away

There will be gentle recovery treats from HBFs Badderz

I have fond memories of that scene in Poldark

I’m trying not to have a Magnum. Crisps are okay right?

Crisps are vegetables - that's healthy. I didn't have a magnum, I am eating 85% dark chocolate, which is also very healthy. We are paragons of clean and healthy living, us.

They are made of fruit as well, so also healthy.

Technically they were Frazzles but only a very small bag so it’s still fine

We’ve got fires across the moors up here, fortunately some way from us, but the smell of the smoke is quite strong even where I am and irritating to the eyes. Goodness knows what it’s like for folk who are closer.

Hayloft for me. Brandon’s been practicing his hip movements.

Evening - long, but productive day at work.

Glad to hear MrApes's op went well - at least he has wall to wall football to distract him.

Fingers crossed for your op badders - I've heard good things about that one - people saying it really makes a difference.

The Saddleworth Moor fire looks awful

Hayloft time now... (past hayloft time in fact, but ho hum...)

Morning wenches. Seems a bit cooler this morning. Still very sunny though.

DS2 is on a moving up day today. He’s at the high school all day. He’s fairly excited

When does MrApricot come home?

Can’t think of anything else.