Oh - DS used to love Come Outside - I quite liked it too, very educational 
Well today - best laid plans etc... Was heading out to the garden when DH waylaid me with an offer of bacon and eggs, and then decided that he wanted to do the cinema this morning. Then ended up having mini-family get together afterwards, so didn't get much gardening done at all.
So, Infinity War - oooooooooooooooooh!!!! I want to know where they're going next with that one then I do like a good curveball.
FFS re. MrBadders. 
DH is more likely to either forget he's already told me something, or forget I've told him. Either way, that also leads to irritation and repeated discussions and denials that anything was ever said.
I think apricot's day sounds wonderful.
re. sewers, see, I've grown up with septic tanks and soakaways. It never fails to astonish me the idiocy of what people will throw down their sinks and toilets. Though the makers of 'flushable' wet wipes should be made to pick up the bill for unclogging drains as penance for misleading advertising.