Swagger Inn 155 - it’s Springtime, time to frolic and gambol with the HBFs

[LetUsPrey]

Evening

TFIF!

And I'm watching PORN tonight! TLJ was in my mailbox, it's not released until Monday so that was a fantastic surprise! I'm not leaving my home this weekend

Evening wenches.

Big Helen. Bobbins isn’t it?

It’s barely stopped raining all day. However, it’s supposed to be up to 20° next week!

Just listening to Rocky Horror soundtrack in the kitchen. Nice and quietly. Not strutting around or anything

Evening wenches, much rain here too.

Aw Helen, it can be tough sometimes.

Poor DH has given up on trying to get rid of the chafer grubs, taken all the meshing up and basically handed the lawn over to them and the magpies. The only thing he can do is put down pheromone traps when they emerge as beetles, but as they have a three-year life cycle even that won't get rid of them.

Enjoy your porn WW.

Go for it LetUs.

Concrete apricot that's the way to go

at Wicked's 'porn'

Now I shall just jump to the left with LetUs, then step to the riiiiiiiiiiiight, and then get on with those pelvic thrusts that Athos says are so distracting

Well, anyway, I just had one of those phone calls which makes you day more interesting - niagw.
DH: It's me...
Me: yes...?
DH: Can you check what time the minor injuries unit is open until?
ME: Who's it for:
DH: Me.
So he is on his way home (I hope) and then we will head off to play that old favourite 'Sprain or Fracture'? with a bored DS in tow...

at concrete.

Oh gosh Helen what has he done?

You can do the pelvic thrusts Helen. I’ll be with Aramis and Paella and Brandon giving myself over to absolute pleasure, swimming the warm waters of sins of the flesh, having erotic nightmares beyond any measure and sensual daydreams to treasure forever. Annnnnnnnnnnd melt.

Nothing helpful at all to offer re gardening Apricot. My parents have decided they’re having a bit of astroturf put down.

Oh FFS Helen. Was he out doing something sporty to give a clue as to possible injury? I remember getting a call from DH once querying where our nearest walk in centre/minor injuries was. DS2 had fallen backwards off a wall and his head was bleeding. DS2 was fairly unbothered. DS1 was white. I’m still really pleased with myself I got all the blood out of DH’s top.

Hope he’s okay.

Evening,

Thanks Fancy

Seeing as it’s Friday, I’m off to the chateau and heading for that big bed.

In RL I have been yawning for over an hour and am on the verge of falling asleep. You know, because it’s Friday and I know how to live.

Hope MrHelen’s okay. Also hope Wicked hasn’t worn out the rewind function on the DVD.

Rewind? I have no idéa what you're talking about Letus

Evening.

Not much to report - DH fell over doing SportingActivity so got him to minor injuries but the xray dept was closed; he refused to sit in A&E for four hours, so we came home and are trying minor injuries again tomorrow. They did strap his hand up while he was there and decided (via the mediums of prodding and sight) that there's nothing that needs surgery, so it's likely a sprain, or sprain and fracture. Had cooked tea, eaten, poured v. tired DS into bed and am being a cat bed now.

No lie-in for me tomorrow

I ought to go to the hayloft too - so I shall sit here for another hour probably...

Ouch, hope it's nothing too bad Helen*. I should go to bed too, But i won't

I have been cuttind up breakfast for DH. I have two children...

Have a good day all...

Morning wenches.

Oh MrHelen you muppet. Hope it’s not a fracture and he gets better quickly.

Did you make it to bed Wicked or did you stay up all night watching TLJ?

DS2 won’t stop talking. Alllllllll the time. It’s great he’s really excited about every single event he’s watching (and I think he’s watching most of them) at the Commonwealth Games but for the love of everything just BE QUIET. Belting result in the netball though.

And now DH is in and out of the living room with his weekly running commentary on the shopping.

Afternoon.

Gaaah, I'm going to have to pretend I don't know the netball result now - have taped it to watch with DD

Well, I assume we have something to watch

Oh bollocks. Sorry Fancy

no problem! I was joking with DD yesterday that the netball result should be easy to miss what with it not being given much coverage

Afternoon. Sun at last, washing on line, gardening being done not by me.

Hope MrHelen is alright and nothing is broken.

It isn’t really getting much coverage is it Fancy?

Isn’t it lovely Apricot? I’ve got my second load of washing on the line. Just about to put a third on. I’m also going to paint my nails in a nice spring colour. Priorities

MrHelen is off to fracture clinic next week... Still, better that that ligament damage

And what is this sun thing of which you speak? Though I also have washing on, because it won't clean itself- sun or not.

Twitter has broken the exciting news that TB is still using the tube twitter.com/SarahSysarah/status/984519271429570561 - so far there are 57 likes and one "You should have asked his permission to take his picture" comment.

Helen. Wonder which line he as on. Because I’m such an expert obviously —not in the slightest—

DH took DS2 out. Peace I thought. They still phoned twice when they were out. Wasn’t anything that couldn’t have waited. Now they’re back and DH is wanging on about the traffic, telling me the same thing several times but in slightly different ways. Shuuuuuttttttuuuuuppppppppppppp

That TB pic was on Facebook but was rapidly taken down because his permission wasn't requested. As if you can stop something once it's 'out there'.

Commiserations to MrH.

What should I get from M&S for my dinner? Any suggestions wenches?

I’m watching The Durrells. It looks blissful and Louisa’s clothes are gorgeous.

I reckon Badderz is under the weather, specifically snow. Badoomtish.

Been to M&S. Nothing inspired me in our admittedly not very large food hall. So DH has gone to the chippy for his tea and he’s bringing me back a fish. I’ve got a vodka. I’m hoping it will help my tolerance levels.

Hello!

Sorry been awol...busy busy but dh back tomorrow (if only for a week!)

Not read thread so apols if I've missed anything notable...

Bloody hell it's been a looooong week here. But sun today! Yay! (Ignoring rain forecast for tomorrow...)

I've been cleaning like mad today (this always happens at the first sign of good weather. I go a bit crazy :))

In other news I've spent too much on fripperies and have decided to chalk paint my bedroom furniture.

I've also set up a voluntary committee to open a food bank...that's taking quite a lot of my time up.

Oh and work obv..that was fun in the pissing rain and cold 😣

Um....think that's it.

Hope you're all ok x