Swagger Inn 155 - it’s Springtime, time to frolic and gambol with the HBFs

[LetUsPrey]

Evening

Plot????

Um. Oh, yeah. Plot.

Boys back to school today, both very snotty.

I’ve got shedloads to so after yesterday’s day of nothing.

Oh M.... um. M is for.... Muse for Fancy? Tom Mison (I think?)

Need to go - laters!

National holiday here, something to do with worker's right so I'm supposed to be out demonstrating which I'm not, I'm on the couch instead watching trashy telly.

Wouldn't you believe it that now that I'm not that obsessed with TB anymore I have an dream were we almost get it on?! We were in a room together ready to dobthe deed but got dusturbed all the time. And also, I'm not making this up, James Earl Jones popped his head in and wanted me to make him meatballs Apparently he did me a favour before and now he wanted meatballs in return but I was like "but that was over 20 years ago, you're asking for this now?". And then I woke up!

Oh jeeez so much spelling mistakes in that one

M...
Hmmm....

My king

Afternoon. Is it really officially May Day? It's more like November here.

Toothache has gone, but I fear it will return. I now have a banging headache instead.

Strange dream WW.

M is for Marchal from Versailles.

Well dh and ds1 just had a screaming match.

Lovely.

I now have a migraine so today is going super well.

It's like having 3 fucking kids sometimes.

No dh I don't know exactly how ds1s mock exam timetable works. It seems a bit confusing to me. Perhaps you should e mail the examinations officer and yell at her instead?

Twat

at James Earl Jones wanting meatballs, that's brilliantly random dream wicked . Though at the interruptions obvs. (At least you didn't dream-cheat on Kylo!)

and for headaches Badders & Apricot

for Fancy

Evening wenches. Had a busy day at work. Colleague and I have decided that when we get asked “are you in the middle of something?” by one of the bosses (as happened today), the answer may as well be “yes, but does it matter?” as they just carry on yapping at you and expect their stuff to take priority. Then the copier we’ve not had very long decided to play up. All this on top of a frankly shocking night’s sleep was not a happy mix.

Anyway. M is indeed for Mison. Helen, what would I do without you?

It is also for Marchal, Apricot. Mmmmmm.

That is a brilliant dream Wicked (though for the wrong reasons) . And it’s your right as a worker to join in the protest against work by watching trashy TV. In fact, I think you get extra points for such thoroughness

Jon’s going to massage your migraine away Badderz and he’s going to do it in a most imaginative way.

I bet Marchal could sort out your banging headache Apricot with some, erm, well you can probably guess

I'm watching force awakens to cheer myself up letus

Thanks for the cwtch helen (one day we will shall finally meet and I shall expect ALL the cwtches 😁)

I'm trying to decide if going to see infinity war on my own tomorrow is really sad or not...?

Not sad at all Badderz. I quite like going to the cinema on my own. Dooooooo iiiiiiittttttttt

Second vote for solo cinema trip - if you want to then go for it Badders

In other news, I see that Wicked has been lying to us all along... Swedish meatball admission: They're Turkish

LetUs you need a new job where you aren't working for fuckwits. And a decent nights sleep. If you go to bed now, that should give the HBFs time to help you get to sleep and also for you to actually get lots of sleep too. Sympathies though, I seem to be a on a run of waking up at stupid o'clock and then not being able to get properly back to sleep again. It wouldn't be so bad but I haven't had a sodding lie-in since DH ended up in plaster, and I won't get one this weekend because we have friends coming to stay. Which is lovely, but I want a lie-in!!!!!!

Oh, hello Athos, sorry about that

at Turkish meatballs. That means Swedish Meatball is also a Turkish Delight

You’re very right Helen. How much longer is MrHelen in plaster? You are due the most epic of lie-ins, preferably with HBFs.

I’m going to try my best for an early night. I did last week’s Cunk with DS1 last night. Absolutely brilliant!

I’m watching Hospital. Talk about a juggling act of patients and beds.

How much longer in plaster for dh helen?

Right. I'm looking up film times....sod it

That's just fake news Helen, I'm sure of it!

MrH is in plaster for another week... bones permitting.

I'm off to the hayloft... Night all.

The best Meatball is Swedish through and through

I am also off to the hayloft with Mr Mison. I could say something about a Sleepy Hollow, but I won’t.

Aaaaaw Letus

N is for..... No idea. Um. Nutella!!!! Phew.

Off to BoringOfficeJob - laters...

Morning wenches.

Wicked

N is indeed for Nutella. Tasty, lickable, and probably a bit bad for you.

Also for James Norton again for Apricot —and me—

It’s tipping it down here. Fab.

Dream HBF dreams Helen to counteract the boredom.

N is for..

King in the NORTH

Afternoon. Rain here for most of the day but it's brightened up now.

Nothing to report here, very boring day. Have been watching the snooker, but there aren't any HBFs.

Can't think of any more Ns.

Hope everyone has had a good day.

Evening wenches.

More fuckery at work but whatever. Pfffffffft to them.

Excellent bending of the alphabet there Badderz. Wenchness

Same here weather wise Apricot . And even if you can’t think of any more Ns, this N is thinking of you!

Aw, lovely Sidney.

I'm quite happy to fuck them up for you letus