Swagger Inn 153: New Year Resolutions: restrict --perving-- HBF appreciation to days including a 'y'

[SisterHelenoftheEternalCatchUp]

I think I can keep to that one...
Here's my starter for 10.
I have thoughtfully arranged arranged them in order of FAF Debate ad discuss

Sod it, work has now arrived in my inbox and I'm sticking S1Ep9 in the background...

I wonder how heavy queenie's clothes were once wet, re. swimming in that lake. Water Skills Level 1 - though most people just swim in their PJs for that.

Hurrah for meeting deadlines

Today, the internet tells me that TB was at the West End opening of Girl From the North Country There's also a very brief clip of him at 1:45 in the interview here

More interesting for me is that he seems to have raided my wardrobe for the night , so I feel fully justified in ripping off his shirt - purely off to get my blouse back.

Afternoon all. Went to Lidl this morning to compare prices with Sainsbos. About 25% cheaper overall. The excitement never starts.

Was just about to post that Helen. Not sure about the outfit. Well I am sure, it's awful.

On him of course, not on you Helen.

Of course not me me apricot I look glamorous and gorgeous and stylish and deluded in everything I wear

I've come to the conclusion that Lidl/Aldi are very much cheaper, but if there are some 'brand' things you're after, you're going to end up doing two shops.

Now I'm going to do something other than stare at the computer screen... eat chocolate, maybe...

Laters.

Afternoon wenches.

Did he just grab that shirt off your bedroom floor Helen before he headed out?

Tend not to go to our Lidl because it’s a ball ache for traffic.

Tell you what else is helpful for work. A system that keeps crashing when you’ve loads to do.

And then the cherry on top of that is DS2 being an utter PITA since he got home. DS1 has chimed in with the annoyingness too.

I will be having a BIG drink later tonight.

Agreed, I couldn't do the whole shop at Lidl, but if I'm passing I might go and get a basket of stuff.

and [HBFs] for LetUs.

Fucks sake

LetUs What - you think I just leave clothes abandoned on the floor and don't pick them up and tidy them away properly? Yes, yes he did

Well Badders that'll learn you - those HBFs need are 'H' for a reason - handle with caution Seriously though - ouch, and How long until dressings aren't needed any more, or will they to try to guess that yet?

Back later to see the lovely young Dr (mark) and get it re dressed.
You will all be relieved to know that dh scraped the frittata I dropped off the open oven door and ate it 🤔😣😂

Oh Badderz! That does look a bit stingy Many HBFs will kiss it better. Or they will kiss other areas and that will take your mind off your hand. at MrBadderz

You can tell the DC off again Helen. It seemed to work.

I might try our Lidl again Apricot —at a quiet time— other folk have been praising it recently too.

Better go and chivvy up DS1 for sportingactivity. Hopeful thoughts for HBI.

WTF is he wearing???

❤ Bads

Cheers everyone

Cheers Wicked. I shall join you in later

Meanwhile... HBI, I repeat HBI

Ah HBI how I’ve missed you. He obviously didn’t want to overstretch himself so we only had the following:

Thrust and keep it up
Push your hips up
In and out fast

Still bloody freezing though

Those are all fairly decent instructions from the HBI Glad to hear he's back and on form.

I am going to head for the hayloft now DS is in bed but still awake.

Evening

badders

Oh letus, it makes me so happy to hear that HBI is back

Premises related disruption at work today that was frankly a bit annoying as I was in the middle of something & lost the thread. Worse for one of our other departments though as this is their busiest month.

Night Helen. May Athos fill your dreams and everything else

I was happy to see him back too Fancy. Particularly when he was rolling about demonstrating grappling and holds

Why am I still up?

Oh look, Aramis is up too . Chateau it is

Morning wenches.

I kept Aramis up all night. He didn’t seem to mind and I certainly didn’t

Off to a beauty place thing this morning. Got a voucher for my birthday last year and thought I’d better use it before it expires.

Just sitting in a beauty salon with my feet wrapped in clingfilm. As you do. Shexsy.

You can pull off any look letus

Trying to summon the energy to get moving. Am having my oven repaired next week, so really need to clean it today

You always look schexy Letus

Afternoon, am just back in from SaturdaySPortingActivity and now have to take DS (and his appalling attitude - wingey negative little sod ) and one of his friends to a party. At this rate I'm tempted to leave DS at home and just take his friend. Frankly, I'd rather be cleaning my oven that keeping company with DS when he's in this mood - fancy swapping Fancy?

Been to the supermarket, the off licence, the library, picked up my vacuum cleaner, been for a walk. Plan to do sod all for the rest of the day