Swagger Inn 153: New Year Resolutions: restrict --perving-- HBF appreciation to days including a 'y'

[SisterHelenoftheEternalCatchUp]

I think I can keep to that one...
Here's my starter for 10.
I have thoughtfully arranged arranged them in order of FAF Debate ad discuss

You think LetUs? How did you work that one out?

We have Sky Atalntic but haven't looked at Brittania yet. It's not something that we can watch when DS is about, so it will have to wait in line behind a squillion other things.

Well done apricot on taxi-ing DH about and avoiding the traffic!

I’m just very perceptive

Same here Helen. I think it’ll be available for a while so I might download it.

The Stone thing on Radio 4 is 10 parts, final one this coming Friday. Not sure how I’ve managed to miss parts 1-7

Thanks for the heads up re Britannia badders - just downloaded the first episode. And good luck with the breast clinic, always a bit scary. Is it for a mammogram or have you already had one?

for when you get back from taxi duties apricot

Mammogram and ultrasound fancy

I think they were going for a game of thrones esque series with Britannia - I have to say theyve failed 😁 but it's enjoyable enough. Some humour. Bit gory. And Julian rhindd tutt is in it and I've always had a bit of a thing for him since green wing 😜

Oh! And Mackenzie crook plays a twatty druid 😠

Yes yes yes Badderz - any HBF factor though?

Ah mammograms. First was one at a naice centre in a tastefully decorated NHS building. Second one was in a portacabin in an NHS health centre car park Grateful for the NHS though and good results. Wasn’t so grateful at having to walk the length of the car park to the health centre to play Hunt The Pay For Your Parking Ticket machine. They’ve had to move it inside as some fucker nicked the one very handily and visible in the car park.

I’m on the Pimms. DH has given me a large one - ooooooo matron

Oh yes letus

One or two very nice gauls and Roman soldiers 😍

Some nice breast plates and woad tattoo action 😀

That seals it then

DH slapped a large piece of meat down in front of me this evening. Steak

DH is going to give me something hot - the chips will be straight out of the fryer

Will it be spicy too?

Will it be spicy too?

Good luck with that badders, it's never fun - had both of them and a biopsy last year & it was most nerve-wracking. The staff were beyond sweet though & the results were back quick. Sonographer even expressed her opinion that everything looked ok at the time, so hoping you get the all clear very quickly.

As nerve-wracking as it was I still found it surreally humourous to have a complete stranger massaging my breast to make the anesthetic disperse quicker. Through my 'large, dense and lumpy breasts' - as one doctor previously described them. Felt like telling her I've never had any complaints

Will this one do?

Blimey has he left the oven on? Only it's rather hot in here

Thanks fancy

The dr who referred me she looked 12 and was a size 6 kindly said to me;
Dr:"Your breasts have some age related thickening"
(Me thinking: like the rest of me love)
Dr: "ladies with large breasts do get more pain"
(Me thinking: no shit sherlock)
She was very nice really 😁

Not spicy Helen, but delicious and very satisfying to put in my mouth

And I think I’d eat anything ChefSanti put in front of me

I was told mine were surprisingly heavy for their size

More pain? Yep - like just before a period when it hurt to take my bra off. If only I'd had an HBF to support them in teh shower for me

Fills you up nicely then LetUs

And very easy to swallow Helen

Should have put a comma in there somewhere

OMFG! That was even better the second time!!! He's so GORGEOUS!!!!!

Don't swallow Helen

We'd miss her

😁