Swagger Inn 153: New Year Resolutions: restrict --perving-- HBF appreciation to days including a 'y'

[SisterHelenoftheEternalCatchUp]

I think I can keep to that one...
Here's my starter for 10.
I have thoughtfully arranged arranged them in order of FAF Debate ad discuss

No innuendo I’m afraid.

Had a blazing row with DS1 who refused last minute to go to sportingactivity. Told him he’s only allowed computer access this weekend for schoolwork. I ended up walking out because I was so fucking fed up with his lazy fucking attitude. Come back an hour later and he’s on his sodding computer! Thanks for backing me up there DH. He hadn’t realised apparently. Fuck off.

So now the weekend’s fucked (unless DS1 has a massive change of attitude which is very doubtful because he’s still banging on about how he’s done nothing wrong), the house is a tip, and my parents are coming for tea on Sunday. Fucksake.

But now I have the world’s biggest vodka. I’m still monumentally pissed off with DS1 but I’m starting to care less...

🍷🍷🍷🍷🍷 for Letus

Ta

Crisps. I want crisps.

Evening

Yay for MrApes operation being booked, I do hope it sorts the knee out. And yay for Buffy arriving

for letus

drugs for helen

I really need to catch up on some sleep

Morning wenches. Aramis made me feel much better at the chateau last night.

Got lots to do today but no motivation to do anything. Suppose a shower and getting dressed would be a start.

How’s your headache Helen? Better I hope,

Headache here as well. Taken Ibuprofen and hope it works. Out for a walk now and then I have to clean the house, it's a tip. Very excited about seeing TLJ again tonight!

Hope all wenches have a lovely day

Hope the walk helps your head too Wicked. Enjoy TLJ

Am watching the tennis. Roger Federer is a joy to watch.

Morning all - well it was when I started typing, but then I got distracted into twitter and then looking for Badders.

FFS at DS1 LetUs - clearly I was having a pre-emptive headache on your behalf there. Little Sod. So his 'accidental' change into PJs was nothing of the sort - just his first attempt to not go, without causing a stink. Sneaky little sod too.

Oh well. Hope Fancy has caught up on sleep.

Wicked - you're in the tav, stop lying to us. You're not looking forward to 'seeing TLY', you are looking forward to perving over Kylo Ren and wishing the cinema had a pause/rewind facility.

According to twitter the Express saturday tv magazine (I think it was) has Strike listed as 'February viewing'. So BBC publicity are on point as ever then. (admittedly I don't see as much BBC as I do Sky, so I might have missed trailers very easily, but no-one else has mentioned seeing one.)

I have no idea what your on about Helen

Afternoon.

I have indeed caught up on sleep thanks helen. Am now trying to summon the energy to go out, but it's grey & drizzly out there - not very appealing.

Very true Helen, very true.

I’ve not seen any Strike trailers but then again, like you, not had a lot of BBC1 on recently.

at cinema pause/rewind feature

Have been out to the library. Cold and raining here too. Am feeling rather blah.

Hello my darlings ❤

I'm not good company atm sadly- bit freaked out about breast clinic appt on tuesday 😔

Not been up to much except worrying working, trying to make sure my hand doesn't get infected and failing at my diet 😣

I've come across a new show on sky Atlantic called Britannia - Hugo is in it as a Roman soldier. He looks quite hot 😍 that's taken up quite a bit of my time 😁

Letus...oh dear re ds. Doesnt he want to do sportingactivity anymore?? Ds2 got a bit like that prior to giving up swimming.
Ds2 is refusing to go to pils on a friday afternoon/evening atm like he has for the last 8 fucking years
He also had a wierd rash on both hands last night but it seems to have gone now

Been to see sils new house this morning. Very nice.

Rainy here so am in bed watching Hugo torture some ancient Britons. They are having a shocking time of it tbh.

Glad to hear dh will have his op quickly apes

I've been invited out tonight but I'm not going - not in the mood

Hope every wench is ok x

helen I swear by soluble aspirin for headaches. Old fashioned but it works. Make sure you eat with it.

Enjoy TLJ wicked

Now I'm watching Vikings be horrible to each other

FFS I've just written a huge post and it's disappeared.

Anyway, afternoon all. It's been snowing all day here, but fortunately it's not sticking.

To be honest LetUs I would have been grateful not to have to go out in the evening this time of year.

I saw Kylo Ren on a mag in a shop earlier WW and thought of you.

I want to see Brittannia Bads, but we don't have Sky Atlantic. Hope your appointment is nothing to worry about.

So, DS bought DH a ticket for today's football match as part of his Christmas pressie, but it involves me fighting horrendous traffic taking and fetching them. You can't park within a mile of the ground and of course DH can't walk. I've just got in and I'll have to go back again in half an hour. I hate driving DH's car, it's much bigger than mine and I'm terrified of pranging it.

Ah, Vikings, another one I can't watch. We'll have to sort out our viewing.

Hope everyone's having a good day.

for badders for Tuesday, you'll be fine...

Grey and drizzly here too. We are watching Merlin, DS has been shouting at the screen, telling Arthur off for being stupid. We are near the end of S5 and DS has only just noticed this essential plot component?!

❤❤❤❤ Bads

Gentle Badderz. Boob appointments are very scary.

DS1 does like sportingactivity, is very good at it, no problem with Sunday’s class. Friday can be a different matter though. It wasn’t so much the not going as the timing of it. Ah well. at the Britons in Britannia having a shocking time of it

Eek at snow but hurrah for not sticking. And a big massive urgh at having to do that driving Apricot. You need a reward. Here he is, although you seem to have collected your reward already!

at MiniHelen only just noticing dopey Arthur

I’m watching Hawaii Five-0 and eating too much. DH bought Monster Munch today.

Arthur is very pretty to look at but is a bear of very little brain

Bless 😍

Watching upstart crow with ds1

Hugo is all northern and hunky in Britannia. Where have all the treville wenches gone? 😔

Ooo, thanks LetUs. It wasn't too bad, the team were losing so they came out early and we missed all the traffic.

Hurrah for losing

Hugo’s in a Radio 4 drama that’s on on a Friday afternoon so I get to listen to it. It’s called Stone. Two parts have been on already. Must check whether this Friday is the last one.

Bradley James (Arthur) was in that Jack Whitehall comedy, Bounty Hunters, that was on Sky One a few months ago. He barely looks any different, other than a more toned body.

I'M AT THE CINEMA!!!!!! Squeeeeeee 😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍

I'M AT THE CINEMA!!!!!! Squeeeeeee 😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍

I think Wicked’s at the cinema enjoy the film