Swagger Inn 152: Deck the Halls with Boughs of Holly --and HBFs--

[ApricotCrush]

Tom and Santi are showing the wenches what they have for us for Christmas.

[Comtess]

And behind your advent door for No3 is me! G'day cobblers!

Greetings from Chez Comtess. Sorry I got lost on the flight and have only just landed back in Bristol (didn't really) just got lost in Family C uproar. Sorry haven't read the thread but I will try to to tonight. All I've seen is Apricot's pics of Tom and Santi at the top of the thread which gave me a big chuckle.

How's Wench life?

[Comtess]

^spell check

*cobbers
*Brisbane

[Comtess]

^Ive turned into a Bristol fan since Chris Vui moved there in the summer. #rugby perving #lock #yum

[mrsreynolds]

Comtess!!
[snog]

[FancyFancy]

comtess!


Nah, you can keep him Don't worry I won't go short......

Back from the shops with DD - she's a good shopping companion, have actually done a few bits of Christmas shopping

[ApricotCrush]

Evening all.

Comtess! How the devil are you?

Hurrah for successful shopping Fancy.

I've been ordering stuff for the DGC online. DGD had the store pages screenshotted for herself and her brother so that was helpful. She's so quick on her iPad and mine was playing up and I felt a tech idiot. 'No Grandma, that's a screenshot you can't click on it.' Oh dear.

In the marital disharmony department, DH put the kettle on earlier and as usual he filled it up to the top .... for 2 cups of tea. I told him he was wasting energy, and he told me I leave lights on. Anyway I gave him his tea, switched the light off and left him to drink it in the dark. Unfortunately as I flounced out of the kitchen I didn't see his foot and tripped over it. I've now got injured toes ... and pride. It must have looked quite funny.

[FancyFancy]

apricot love the idea of leaving MrA to drink his tea in the dark Soz MrA

[SisterHelenoftheEternalCatchUp]

at apricot's revenge - will will send Dr Athos to ted to you toes - he can work upwards from there

Comtess!!!! Bloody hell - the wanderer returns No wonder you've been awol if your plane home diverted to Bristol I'm sure he's a lovely person and all, but... nah, he's all yours.

Well done on the shopping Fancy our shopping haul consisted of DIY-ing stuff and a fun afternoon on the slopes where I channeled my inner Lindsey Vonn (without the crashes and injuries, but also without the speed, skill and good looks). so actually nothing like her. But I am now pooped and cold. I shall snuggle up with a warm blanket and Athos. Or Strike, because I can pinch his coat.

[mrsreynolds]

Ugh
Ds2 has a high temp
Ds1 is complaining about having to have a shower
And dh and ds1 have just informed me they need secret Santa gifts for school/work
FML

[ApricotCrush]

That sounds fun Helen. I've never skied in my life.

My toe has gone black, and I can't complain. Talk about hoist by your own petard.

Oh dear Bads. Have

[mrsreynolds]

Oh dear apes
I once fell up the stairs whilst having a strop at dh...took a lot of skin off my left wrist on the stair wall 😣

[SisterHelenoftheEternalCatchUp]

Badders - your DH & DS1 both know where the shops are... suggest you send them off to buy something and get them to take responsibility for their own shit. You have Jon Snow plenty to do without chasing after them.
(Disclaimer, I may be feeling a tad bloshy)

[mrsreynolds]

Ha!
You? Bolshy!? never!
They have both drawn ladies in the secret Santa
This has caused fill on dismay from ds1 😂😂

[mrsreynolds]

Im currently next to ds2 who isn't Feeling well
Ds1 has showered thank god

[LetUsPrey]

Evening wenches.

Comtess my lovely! Many snogs for you. I shall google Mr Vui

Bloody well done the shopping Fancy. Struggling to get going for Christmas myself. Perhaps you can come and inspire me!

Apricot at leaving MrApricot drinking his tea in the dark. Doctor Athos should follow Paella’s example. Start kissing it better at the top and work his way down

Why is Strike’s coat moving up and down on the floor? ah that’s why!

Hope DS2’s okay Badderz.

All wardrobes done. Just need to put all the clothes back. That ain’t happening tonight. I still need to do the ironing.

[SisterHelenoftheEternalCatchUp]

Yay! LetUs - you're nearly done then

I am taking my bolshy self up to the hayloft for an early night, just as soon as Robot Wars finishes and DS goes straight to bed...

[mrsreynolds]

Ironing!!
Oh fuck....

[SisterHelenoftheEternalCatchUp]

[mrsreynolds]

Thanks
Night Helen

[WickedWenchOfTheNorth]

Apes

[FancyFancy]

Am ironing & watching crap tv.

Don't go overboard with the shopping praise wenches, I wouldn't say I got much done

I agree with helen - they can sort out their own fecking secret Santa - spend the time you save on that by buying them both a copy of Wifework for their stockings

[LetUsPrey]

Ironing done. Bounty Hunters watched.

Off to the hayloft.

Captain Ross for me tonight I think. Hope he brings my present

[SisterHelenoftheEternalCatchUp]

Morning all - very crunchy underfoot this morning, though it was cloudy for the start of the night at least. Had a good view of the supermoon from the top of the ski slope though. All big and moon-shaped, a you'd expect.

Hope LetUs enjoyed Cap. Ross' present - stockings again was it?

[LetUsPrey]

Morning wenches

Arf at supermoon being big and moon-shaped Was very lovely.

Was indeed stockings again and he had to help me put them on again, and take everything else off

Sigh. Can’t be arsed. Sigh. Better get a move on.

[SisterHelenoftheEternalCatchUp]

Ah well, have some decorations to help you remember the oment

I too must get on with it... hope everywench has a nice day.