Swagger Inn 152: Deck the Halls with Boughs of Holly --and HBFs--

[ApricotCrush]

Tom and Santi are showing the wenches what they have for us for Christmas.

Well as DH was with me and my mother was also there, your spies will sadly have nothing of interest to report Fancy

Right, it’s Friday isn’t it? I’ve lost track of the days. That means the chateau for me with Aramis. Night wenches.

Boo letus - I wanted reports of debauchery

Morning all. I had successfull last minute shopping tip (wish the supermarket I was in had no queues and loads of staff!)Then DH and DS came to meet me and we saw Star Wars which was entertaining fluff and I had to stifle a snort (for Twitter reasons) when Kylo Ren had his gratuitous topless moment, and Rey's reactions of 'Put something on, FFS'

Then we got home and I had a banging headache and someone let off a MASSIVE firework display 3-4 fields away. I was not appreciative of the flashing lights and loud house-shaking bangs. Shame, because it must have been pretty good. This also means I had a reverse lie-in and have been kind to DH and let him lie-in this morning.

For Xmas we will be at the inlaws, which means that DH will spend the morning in the kitchen with MiL; FiL will hide in his mancave, and I will be wrangling DS.

Morning wenches.

There was plenty of debauchery last night in the chateau with Aramis if that helps?

The topless moment was entirely relevant to the plot. I had to look it up online many times to check. Many many times. Wenches do like to be thorough after all

Hope the headache’s gone. Just in case though Athos is on his way with the paracetamol and a bottle of —wine— water and he’s bringing Dolokhov with him who said something about using his magic fingers on you. I can only assume he’s going to massage your temples.

Both DC slept until after 9!!!!! I am absolutely going to wrap presents today.

Profiteroles✔
Pigs in blankets✔
Satsumas✔
Xmas can now begin....😁
Ocado delivery coming tomorrow
Waiting for ds1 to get home then film watching can commence...
🎄🎁❤
Happy Christmas lovely wenches
Xxxxx

Happy Christmas Badderz. Save me some profiteroles and pigs in blankets please. I’ll leave the fruit for the others

I'll pop some in a jiffy bag letus

I have to go and shovel sacks of sand/gravel to make space on the drive for more cars than we currently own.... it's not exactly sweasonal Xmas prep, but necessary

Hello wenches.

Helen mind your back, you worry me with all this heavy work.

I've finished the wrapping! Go me!

Hope everyone is having a good day.

Merry Christmas Bads

Been for a long walk, then cleaned the house and dealt with a clogged up bathroom sink. Smells worse after but I adjusted one part so I hope that was the problem.

Hope all wenches have a lovely day

Watching The force awakens now

IT'S HAN SOLO AND CHEWBACCA!!!!!!

Have been dismantling & shifting furniture & now of course need to hoover in the empty spaces as they are filthy. ANIAGW

All presents wrapped this morning, so now just need to do that cleaning & then soak in teh bath before going out for dinner with DC & ExH.

How nice Fancy, have a lovely time.

We were supposed to be going out this evening, but our friend phoned yesterday to say they both have rotten colds, and what did we think? Er, we'd rather not, thanks, but happy to see you after Christmas.

I think Kylo Ren looks a bit weird, did some of you think he was hot?

WHAT THE FUCKING FUCK??!!!!!!!!!!!!

You go girl!

Wise choice Apricot. Well done on the wrapping. I’ve only got DS2’s to do. This is massively ahead of schedule for me.

thanks Badderz

And yes, be flipping careful with your back Helen. Enjoy dinner Fancy. Find anything in the bath?

Am having fun guessing which part of the film you’re up to Wicked . And yes, I do think Kylo Ren is hot. I think the evilness is a contributing factor.

He's not my usual type
like I've got a type...hahahahaha
but there's something about his chest him...

And there was meant to be another at the end of that.

I like his voice too.

Currently being bored to death with the football on.

I think I like him better with the mask on

Watching Hercule Poirot's Christmas.

Wicked

We seem to still be on the football. It feels like the world’s longest match.

I’m drinking sparkling rose martini and would quite like to go to sleep.

Football - us too Though we did watch Bill earlier which had DS giggling hysterically though a lot of the jokes went right over his head

Sand was shifted with very little effort, DH had already done a lot of it.

I have finished wrapping; DH is (hopefully) just finishing off his pile. We still need to pack before heading to the Land of No Internet And the house is a tip. Which is why I'm sitting on my laptop and not tidying or anything useful.

Also saw some of Bill this afternoon

OOh, it's a hobbit film. Aiden Turner being all fighty in Dwarf mode. Oh dear. That didn't end well...