Swagger Inn 151: The One Where Wenches Are Blindfolded And Don’t Use Their Hands ..... Practising Bobbing For Apples Of Course <ahem>

[LetUsPrey]

Hope this one’s okay.

Aramis just giving a demonstration

Saw this and thought of you

m.facebook.com/story.php?story_fbid=924982580987313&id=432879456864297

Hello wenches.

That's funny WW. Have a good evening.

Hope Bads enjoys her bath and LetUs has fun at the hen do.

We're going out for a meal with friends this evening.

Public Service announcement - when Fancy suggests a walk, take walking boots, energy bars and a drink. Fancy has off-roading uppy-downy walking places in her neck of the woods. Fortunately the exercise classes and stepper seem to have paid off so I am not dead. Just very hungry

Hope everyone has a good rest of day/night with baths/meals/hen dos. letUs - we will think of you and provide virtual moral support and CBFs as necessary.

Quick snogs all round to all you gorgeous wenches.

Off out now. My motto for the evening (not really yes really]

Have a great time all wenches going out tonight x

I've had a bath

Um...thats It

Have fun wenches! I hope you get pissed tonight as well Apes

Enjoy your bath Bads

I want to see you in a hen outfit Letus

HBFs wenches. There are HBFs. One’s a better looking and taller version of Giovanni off Strictly

Are they strippers?

No but I’ve had a fair bit to drink and one of the barmen is v attractive so give it time

On way home. Really am ver ver tipsy

We are definitely not in our PJs drinking cups of tea. Nope.

Why in the name of whatever are both DC still wide awake? There is giggling.

I’d quite like a but DH isn’t making me one and I can’t be arsed to do one myself

Pfft to MrLetUs - failing in his duties

Apparently DS has chosen me being away overnight as a chance to be ill with temp of 102 He woke DH up at 3am. DH complains that he is tired because DS woke him up. Welcome to my world DH...

Morning wenches.

Thanks for the pfft for MrLetUs.

Poor MiniHelen . Hope he’s feeling better soon. MrHelen can have a pfft too.

I need to get going but I just need to sit here for a bit longer.

Pfft to MrHelen and MrLetus

Poor MiniHelen

Some twitter links form the Reading last night:
twitter.com/mila255h/status/929529235894603776
twitter.com/TomBurkeOnlinex/status/929610160254971904
twitter.com/GlynisSpencer/status/929507607664123909

The pic with AliD dates from at least 6th November

Need to clean the house today, the cats are giving me disapproving looks. After that I'll plonk my arse on the couch and watch the latest ep of Henry VIII's wives. Then maybe read something.

Afternoon. Lovely day here.

I didn't recognise Ali in that pic at first, she looks about 14 so young. Tom looks good, love his tousled hair and the beard is just right.

I'm going to the crem shortly, it's my Mum's anniversary. She died more than 50 years after my Dad (I was 17) but I had her ashes placed with his which makes me feel I did right by them.

Lots of hugs Apes

Don't know what happened to me today, I suddenly got loads of energy and started clearing out stuff, three bags of clothes for charity and chucked some stuff. Also cleaned the house and even the fan over the stove.

I know the feeling wicked!!
I took the oven apart and cleaned it - ready for the engineer on Thurs
Then sorted the under sink cupboard out - ewwww
Then the medicine drawer
Then to mums
Then the shops
Now off to pils for dinner

Afternoon wenches, soz for being absent - haven't really fired up the laptop fro a couple of days.

Still coughing, but slightly less than before.

Am catching up with some trashy tv. Am supposed to be doing the ironing too. Not happening yet.......

Oh dear, I always get lost when I go to the crem on my own, and today was no exception going and coming back. You have to go through an enormous housing estate and I have no sense of direction. I thought I'd just keep going until I recognised something, but then realised I was on a ring road after I'd been all the way round it.