Swagger Inn 151: The One Where Wenches Are Blindfolded And Don’t Use Their Hands ..... Practising Bobbing For Apples Of Course <ahem>

[LetUsPrey]

Hope this one’s okay.

Aramis just giving a demonstration

Morning wenchii It is gloomy and raining. Can I got back to bed please? With an HBF for extra warmth?

Morning wenches.

I second Helen’s request to go back to bed. Didn’t get to sleep till about 2am and if there’s no HBFs involved in the keeping me awake (there wasn’t), then it’s simply not worth it.

Very frosty here which means extra time to defrost the car. Urgh.

Morning wenches

Hope I don't cough too much and piss everyone off at work today.

Right, should get moving
Have fab days everybody.

Well, that was a rude awakening. Morning btw! Had to be out of the house at 8 o'clock to take DH's car in for service. The traffic was horrendous, the sun was in my eyes all the way there and by the time we got back an hour and a half later I was desperate for the loo.

Anyway I've got a wash on now and will attempt to take advantage of the early start to get some jobs done so I'm on here.

Have a good day all.

Alright?
Busy morning
Just got home and for some reason am watching inspector Morse 😕
The heel has come off my boots - after having them re soled in September
Grrr
Sorted an engineer to come and look at the oven next week
More washing
Such a lovely day here - bright and sunny

Evening. Completely knackered.

Evening wicked
It's dark so early here now 😣
Ds1 off to badminton
Ds2 doing his reading and then piano practise
I'm just mooching about after doing the dishes and tidying
Might watch some trashy tv in bed

Trashy TV in bed sounds great. Gets dark here early as well.

I dont feel like I'll ever be warm again after yesterday ❄
Better shove ds2 in the shower

I think I had too much coffee, it's weird but that can actually make me tired.

I've felt a bit bluergh the past few days
No idea why
Dh away on Saturday again 😔

Evening wenches.

Hope your cough’s gone away Fancy and the car’s okay Apricot. Sounds like you had a lovely sunny day despite the bright and early start!

Someone needs to invent an electric blanket but to be worn as a coat Badderz. I would totally wear that. Sounds like you need it!

You need some to counteract the coffee Wicked. Possibly

Doing DS2’s spellings with him. He’s trying really hard but these last ones are quite tricky.

You and me on dragons den letus?
Sounds like a great idea!

Evening. I need to light the woodburner because, as everyone has noted, it's a bit chilly. And dark.

Have been watching Blue Planet with DS. It was fab - Look at those amazing corals, they've been here for aeons. They grow really slowly. They're fantastic. Wow!!! Look, here they are all trashed by irresponsible fishing.

Brilliant idéa Letus

I'm in bed now, reading, think I might fall asleep any minute.

Dragons Den what could possibly go wrong?

Ooo I like the new lighting in here! Ah that just happens to coral Helen. Nothing to do with us humans. Absolutely nothing at all. How could humans have any effect on the planet and, say, its climate?

Night Wicked

Am watching Merlin. Well helllloooooo Lancelot

What could go wrong??
Well it would prob end with one of us in tears and the other on fire
😂

I think the more likely wench scenario is the dragons crying, the entire studio going up in flames, and us both being arrested . Ooo we could get HBFs to masquerade as police officers to do the arresting, they could smuggle us back to the tav where many other HBFs are waiting with the other wenches and we all get asked to take down our particulars! I may have given this some thought.

In bed now. Apprentice is on downstairs.

And there’d be frisking and handcuffs

They'd probably look at you very sternly LetUs as well as havig handcuffs.

Like this?

oooh yes

Party time... [grin

I’m off up the hayloft. The party is welcome to join me

He's on his way coming LetUs

night all...