Swagger Inn 151: The One Where Wenches Are Blindfolded And Don’t Use Their Hands ..... Practising Bobbing For Apples Of Course <ahem>

[LetUsPrey]

Hope this one’s okay.

Aramis just giving a demonstration

Oh wow apes what car is it?
Mine was 11.5 years old when I got rid of it in June
I like my new one but the boot is small
Dooooooo iiiiittttttt wicked 🍫

Looks fab Apes, just like you

Sexy car for a sexy wench

😘😘

Evening wenches.

Hurrah for car passing its MOT Apricot! I hate that feeling. I think BestFriend had a car like that. She’s a fab person too

Absobloodylutely you should do that Wicked!

Got home at 6, straight out to college open evening (wasn’t hugely impressed and not an HBF in sight), then back home. I really need an early night which will be helped by DH and DS1 watching The Apprentice.

Ds2 being super clingy tonight...sigh

I want to watch taskmaster and man down

Glamorous as ever apricot

I've just watched Blue Planet with DS - wow! It's stunning isn't it? The thing with the Dolphins and False Killer whales was amazing (was fully expecting bloodshed!)

LetUs - I think an early night is an excellent idea. Get some more massages in before you get to sleep... compensation for the lack of HBFs at college as well. Bloody inconsiderate of them.

Hope illing wenches are continuing to improve...

Hurrah for chocolates WW though for the shipping

Hope DS2 has settled by now Badderz

You’re full of good ideas Helen. If only there’d been a lecturer that looked like this

Or this

Or this

Face ti, if they had lecturers like that you'd have enrolled yourself, never mind DS1

Applied for a job as an assistant. I’m a whizz at photocopying and shit like that. If I enrolled, I might have to actually study Althoguh I suppose it would depend on the subject ...

Right, not much point getting to bed early if I’m not actually —here with HBFs— going to sleep.

Night wenches x

Evening
Still a bit sniffly and bunged up, but head feeling less cotton wool like so that's an improvement. Thanks for all the good wishes.

Buying yourself a Christmas present is a fab idea ww

apricot, nice car, but still not as glam as you!

Pfft letus - any other colleges you can look round?

I am doing an online grocery order, you haven't seen me.......

I am editing my order. the webpage says :
'You are in : Your trolley'

WWWwweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!

FFAs, I need to go to bed...

night all

Morning wenches.

Why are there groceries on the floor of the tav? Why is that trolley on its side? Oooo a jar of biscuit spread! I’ll have that.

I’m rooting for the first college we went to Fancy. I spied at least one HBF there, and it’s an excellent college too or something.

Urgh Thursday. CBA

Sorry... [sheepish face]
I'll just put everything back in the trolley and leave it for Fancy She may be a bit cross about the biscuit spread
I have a boring day f work and domestic admin... anyone want to sortout our house insurance for me? No... Oh well...

Morning

Well on the bright side, only one of my nostrils is blocked........

letus!!!!!!!!!!

Was woken at 2.30am by engineering works on the railway line

Must get moving - have a riveting looking course at lunchtime to look forward too

I think I'd enjoy a riveting course... I could fix all sorts of things with rivets

They have those cookies I like as well ...

And Walkers crisps ......

ww - do you not have anywhere you can get the Walkers at least? It's rubbish when you want food that isn't in your county.

They used to have an English food store in Uppsala but they closed that one, they have one in Stockholm but that's two hours away from me. But I'll survive. I think I'm going to order some stuff from that website and next time I'm in London I'm bringing an extra suitcase

Hello lovely wenches.

We're going to the caravan this afternoon to close it down for the winter. Apparently there are Portugese men-of-war on the beach (the jellyfish thingies, we're not being invaded) and a lynx has escaped from the zoo up the road. I don't think we'll be going far though, DH is hobbling around with a stick at the moment. He's been back to the GP, been given stronger painkillers and an MRI is being arranged. He's his own worst enemy, he still carried on with the house painting, but it's finished now.

Will be back on Sunday and will try to keep in touch.

Hope you have a good time apes