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I would LOVE a conversation with an adult!

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EdMalarkey · 30/09/2017 19:54

Hello all,
I'm Ed and I've spent the last 48 hours or so engaged solely in conversation with my two (very beautiful,interesting and imaginative,obviously) children and now that they're back with their Mum - my ex wife - I find my mind is at once grinding to a halt whilst preparing to launch into an adult conversation it's not been able to have! Oh,all those ideas and observations that have popped-up these last couple of days but have had no outlet...
...but I've no-one to have a conversation with! I live on my own and,in truth,my friends all live a long way from here and are inclined to busy lives.

So,is there anyone on here who fancies a chat awhile through the evening? 😊 On here or I have kik and whatsapp if that's easier.
A bit about me? I'm Ed,I'm 39 and in damn good shape,ha! I am divorced and,contrary to the preconceived ideas of some who stalk mumsnet,I'm NOT actually to blame for that despite being a Man!
I'm a decent guy,I think. I'm just lonely,I suppose.

Anyway,it'd be awesome to have some contact,if anyone here is feeling the same way.

Ed

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IhaveapenIhavepineapple · 30/09/2017 22:16

Massive dong

I would LOVE a conversation with an adult!
IhaveapenIhavepineapple · 30/09/2017 22:21

Or maybe you'd prefer a small prick Ed?

I would LOVE a conversation with an adult!
WallyWantsWine · 30/09/2017 22:44
Grin
IhaveapenIhavepineapple · 30/09/2017 23:00

Closest thing I could find to a bishop being bashed

LadyWire · 02/10/2017 20:06

I'm now sat here gigging at the dick pic 😂😂😂

IhaveapenIhavepineapple · 06/10/2017 07:52

LadyWire I giggled at it as well Grin

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