I would LOVE a conversation with an adult!

[EdMalarkey]

Hello all,
I'm Ed and I've spent the last 48 hours or so engaged solely in conversation with my two (very beautiful,interesting and imaginative,obviously) children and now that they're back with their Mum - my ex wife - I find my mind is at once grinding to a halt whilst preparing to launch into an adult conversation it's not been able to have! Oh,all those ideas and observations that have popped-up these last couple of days but have had no outlet...
...but I've no-one to have a conversation with! I live on my own and,in truth,my friends all live a long way from here and are inclined to busy lives.

So,is there anyone on here who fancies a chat awhile through the evening? 😊 On here or I have kik and whatsapp if that's easier.
A bit about me? I'm Ed,I'm 39 and in damn good shape,ha! I am divorced and,contrary to the preconceived ideas of some who stalk mumsnet,I'm NOT actually to blame for that despite being a Man!
I'm a decent guy,I think. I'm just lonely,I suppose.

Anyway,it'd be awesome to have some contact,if anyone here is feeling the same way.

Ed

WheresMyTaco

if you're kinky

WheresMyTaco

WheresMyTaco
😂😂😂

Here's a pair of tits Ed

And a pussy(cat)

Here's a hairy growler Ed

Im pretty dim sometimes!!

You know conversations are a tow way tjing right

Check out this knob.

Unsolicited Dick pic

Here's a massive cock Ed

WheresMyTaco at the unsolicited Dick pic!

That's not a massive cock.
THIS is a massive cock.

Here's an ass Ed, I don't know what size you prefer them though

Here's a fanny Ed (sorry WheresMyTaco, had to take that idea and run with it)

Totally get it Ed, that's exactly how I feel. Parenting can be so lonely at times. Do you get out much to see friends? Do you work? Regular adult conversation helps.

Some legs for you Ed.

Regular adult conversation helps.

😂

Ah I didn't think of that DearMrDilkington, always the chance that he's a leg man.

Or are you an arse man?

Succulent breasts for you Ed

Which one are you?

Big gaping beaver

That is one fine beaver