Swagger Inn 150: The one where the wenches do Strike (analysis) and that Santi Salvation thing.

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FFS

Used up the thread with no link.

PANIIIIICS you're all at work.

Erm, never done this before, let's hope it works......

Sends Strike to keep you company tonight WW and keep away the bad dreams.

I think I'm just having too much screen time. I wish I could get back into knitting instead of wasting time on FB and MN. Not the Tav of course, that's important.

Evening wenches. Been to yet another school thing. This time for DS1.

Twatbadgers Madame. They know nothing

Gentle squidges for you Apricot. I’m a week behind with Outlander. Is last week’s particularly plot important or can I skip it seeing as no Jamie?

Many HBFs for you Badderz, and for Wicked.

Had a mega busy and stressy day at work. Remember that person I’ve had run ins with in the last few months? Said person was at it again today. Didn’t tell them to fuck off, or throw a stapler at their head so I think I handled it quite well.

So what I need is an evening full of HBFs and alcohol.

Honestly, what does a wench have to do to get HBF dreams these days? Last nights effort had me explaining SEN processes to a friend, complete with (made up) names of people involved in the process and regulations. I mean, FFS.... HBFs!!!! We want HBFs. preferably the right ones as well. Flirty Santi is all very well, but

Apricot - how is MrA's knee now? Has he had the injection? (ouch!) And yes re. too much screen time. I can waste the entire morning bouncing between news and social websites. It's not good. So today I pulled my finger out and did lots of kitchen stuff.

LetUs The HBFs want a word with your work-twat as well...

Evening

Not throwing a stapler at someone's head sounds like my sort of success criteria letus

Long day at work today so I have nothing exciting to report. The highlight was the roadworks being gone on my way home.

Sod work-twat. With that sort of weaponry on display, they can deal with me.

And I hear you on the dreams front. Not right is it?

Right. I'm off to the hayloft.

Oh for pity’s sake. This is the third time I’ve typed a post and they keep going missing

Both DC have exhibited varying levels of PITAness this evening. I’ve come to bed.

I need angry rampant HBF sexy dreams tonight please. I think all wenches do.

FFS - another subsonscious fab. I was on a a school trip. Does that mean that Badders got my HBF dream!?

Off out for out-of-kilter day at BoringOfficeJob

'fab'?!
FFAS. FAIL, it was a fail.It was not remotely fab.

Morning wenches. Suppose we can hope Badderz got your dream as you said Helen. We should all be having them, all the time gosh darn it.

I was trying to collect pre-ordered socks from a mobile Home Bargains van. And the socks weren’t even for me. Random and classy.

DS1 has a sponsored walk which he has only told us about last night. He’s no sponsors. Can I sort out sponsors for him? No, I can’t.

If it wasn’t Friday, I’d be in an even worserer mood than I am now.

Aww thanks wenches for the consolatory job fail messages and helen for Charlie. Hhhhhhhhhnnnnngggggg. more please

I agree - social media is very probably the root of all evil and we are all dooooooomed.

Sorry helen! 😁 No hbfs here either though 😔
It's my b day weekend and Dh back today - yay!
Work first though
FML

Morning all. Another nice day here, but very autumnal.

LetUs, no you don't need to watch last week's Outlander, it was all pretty boring. Here's a recap from Digital Spy if you're interested. Thinking about it the recap for last night's episode is probably preferable too. It's not for the faint-hearted.

DH's knee is no better Helen, he's having the injection next Wednesday. He went golfing yesterday as it was a previously arranged match and although he had a buggy he thinks he's made it worse.

Yay for the return of MrBads later.

Afternoon wenches.

Another day and week done! I am in a considerably better mood than this morning.

I may just whizz through the last two episodes then Apricot. Extra batch of cotton wool for you to wrap around MrApricot with a side order of bubble wrap.

Happy birthday for this weekend Badderz!

Dolokhov’s waiting for Wicked. Said something about laying and a table.

What have you been doing to Charlie Madame?! He’s very sweaty.

That really cheered me up Letus

Poor MrApes

Are you doing something special Bads?

I meant not ffs!

I really thought I'd posted this morning ..........

An early finish for me today - I may celebrate by cleaning the litter trays. Oh I know how to live

Not really
Hopefully out for the day on Monday

You’re welcome Wicked

Steady on there Fancy. The night is young, no need to overdo it

It’s my mum’s birthday this weekend too. We’re having drinks and snacks and drinks at my sister’s with her whilst we all watch Strictly together. Mother has a special notebook and pen - bought by me - that she uses when watching

I forgot to say thank you Apes for sending Strike yesterday. It was much appreciated

Wich day is your birthday Bads?

Sunday

Obviously a day for rather wonderful people to have their birthday

Indeed 😁

Just had a chocolate donught 😍

I’m just imagining an interesting way to eat a doughnut. The kind with the hole in the middle. Although the one I’m thinking of has Nutella in it