Swagger Inn 150: The one where the wenches do Strike (analysis) and that Santi Salvation thing.

[Comtess]

FFS

Used up the thread with no link.

PANIIIIICS you're all at work.

Erm, never done this before, let's hope it works......

Comtess!

Just been dive bombed by a fucking pigeon! Fucker 😡
Am.waxthing Joel dommet get all sweaty again. He's doing kung fu today

'lo comtess
How odd re. GoTR thing, I thought that IMDB was international. Can you get to it from his page at www.imdb.com/name/nm1765148/?ref_=vi_nxt_ap and click on demo reel from there? Whatevs....

TB's not in it, it's a clip from the film with two highway men sitting about on horses in the country side:

Highwayman1: "You know how we're Highwaymen...?"
Highwayman2:

Highwayman1: "We don't seem to be having much luck with... IT... Just wondering it it's maybe because we're not on the highway?"

Highwayman2: "Mr Loss, if we all waited on the highway we'd have to form a queue - there's be pickings for none."
Highwayman1: ....

Highwayman1:"It's just, is that even a road?" "Is it even a footpath?"
Highwayman2:

Haha
watching Joel
I wouldn't mind waxing him tbh

Helen..you are now in charge of ALL subtitles.
In perpetuity

I think you lost comtesse at "TB's not in it" tbh helen

Look guys, I thought we'd agreed on this as a point of principle. THE TAV IS A MALE WAXING FREE ZONE. Right? Right????

I'm neutral about waxing
I like hbfs but not werewolves

Evening wenches. Am pooped. Will catch up later after dinner and homework.

Am equal opportunities wench re waxed/natural HBFs. I mean obviously what I should really do is carry out a full and thorough HBF List analysis and examination. Purely in the interests of science.

I will give you backs I guess.

But not the chest hair!!!!!! Nooooooo!!!!!!!

I think you lost comtess at "TB's not in it" Fair point Madame

Waxing - yes. Wierd, unless they want to of course. in which case, it's
their body, so... But LetUs is right, we should do a thorough examination of all HBFs in all their incarnations. And obvs - they should have equal opportunities to examine wenches in the same way.

Evening all.

Lovely transcription Helen.

Hope parent's evening goes well Fancy.

Also have no idea who Joel Dommett is.

I'm so tired, think I'll have an early night, after catching up with Victoria from Sunday. Not the same without Melbourne.

I think he's a comic apes
He's on a programme with another comic where they live and work with tribes
Quite interesting and a fair bit of semi naked wrestling

Evening

I'm firmly with madame on the waxing issue - I'll concede a back but no further. Can't bear overly smooth skin on a man - it's up there with small girly hands as a turn-off and let's face it, if I wanted either in a sexual partner my odds would improve if I were a lesbian They don't even have to be particularly hairy, just in no way reminiscent of the smooth shiny skin on David Cameron's smug fat Tory-wanker face.

Ewwww
Cameron
🤢

Dp definitely does not wax but is remarkably hairless

Otoh, I used to go out with an Irish guy who had RED BACK HAIR and over that I will take hairless.

Parent's evening went better than expected overall thanks apricot - one teacher was so nice about DS's role in something in the school my eyes got a little moist & DS looked so chuffed

FancyMan is not very hairy either madame but is fortunately not all smooth & shiny. He does have very manly hands too......

OMFG I am stuck watching that Phillip gif. Someone kick me, my dinner's burning........

Well
Fuck me

Although in praise of smooth

Well I wouldn't kick him out of bed letus, but he would look better with a bit of hair on that chest - he looks like a man who naturally has some.

Maybe we should stage an intervention? Kidnap him & hold him in The Tav forever until his chest returns to its natural hairy state?

Excellent excellent idea Fancy. I think they film in Canada so I’ll just head over there I could bring back Trudeau too for Comtess. I think she mentioned an “admiration” for him.

DH and DS1 are watching The Apprenu. As I prefer the tv in its current state, in one piece, I have come to bed. No Lucifer for me tonight. Not unless he appears in my dreams, quite possibly with other HBFs, doing wonderfully rude things with me. Did you hear that subconscious? FFAS I’ll probab have a dream like last night where I was stocking up my stationery at work.

You're welcome Fancy. How were the fireman?
(apparently this one was on GBBO)

Oh for pity’s sake. Apprentu = Apprentice, probab = probably

I was in that much of a tizz at those gifs and pictures and the trip to Canada that my ability to type/read went completely to pot.