Swagger Inn 150: The one where the wenches do Strike (analysis) and that Santi Salvation thing.

[Comtess]

FFS

Used up the thread with no link.

PANIIIIICS you're all at work.

Erm, never done this before, let's hope it works......

We're waiting for the F1 to start. Then I might go back to bed for a bit I think....
(Is kind to Fancy and LetUs)

Morning wenches.

How very jolly kind of you Helen. Your kindness is very very much appreciated

Bit of something for all

Helen - I just watched that Idris Elba link from yesterday

Lie-ins don't work if you have a sodding mosquito buzzing in your ear

Today we're meant to be going out, but the weather is meh bordering on yuck. And I really cn't be arsed. Oh well...

Ds2 fell out of bed at 4
Then came in to me at 5
Yawn

I think the ironing may have to wait til tomorrow....

and for Badders
DS woke me, but fortunately not himself with a coughing fit at 4am. But didn't come in until 6:15 - hurrah! Well, relatively hurrah. It beats the run of 4am visits that we had last week.

Ugh. I was so tired last night too but I never sleep that well when Dh is away
Ds1 is coughing - he had asthma so it's always a worry. I have steroids in the cupboard if he needs them though

^all of the Tom's at the top of the page please. In order, starting with Paris Tom. .

I've been a right lazy cow today. Less than 4000 steps all day. Now just settling down for W1A new series which I have hacked.

comtess!!! i'm having a lazy morning on the sofa with the cats and my laptop

Am also watching W1A whilst ironing! Is bloody brilliant

Oh god
Ds2 keeps talking to me about Pokemon
Make it stooooooop

Afternoon, also being lazy here.

Lovely decorations there helen

Speaking of lovely, I hear JP was very lovely on Strictly last night. Reports of looking much better without the man bun. I approve

comtess - I think you're allowed a lazy day occasionally...

Afternoon wenches

Been to a giant market, sampled cheese, snacks and other stuff. All I bought was socks.

One stall was called Naughty Nuts, I immediately thought that was something wenches would appreciate

Hope you’ve managed to stay sane Badderz.

Yes, Fancy, you heard correctly. JP was very good and looked jolly nice

at Naughty Nuts

I’ve not done much today. Ironing, washing, bit of tidying. Can’t really be arsed with much else.

I am dangerously tempted to do some online shopping. I need to be restrained. HBFs take note

Oh ffs
Now I have to go out
FML

A program about Patagonia produced by BBC is on Swedish telly now, unfortunately with a Swedish narrator. I wonder if it's the one Santi did?

Nope, not seen Badderz. Not a clue.

I seem to recall baby penguins (baby somethings anyway) in peril Wicked, although to be honest I was just listening to Santi.

I want a snack. I’ve had a banana, and then a tangerine. I really want crisps but I’m trying to cut down on crap.

DON'T MENTION THE BABY DUCKLING LETUS FFS

It took me months to get over that & frankly I think poor madame is still traumatised.

It could well be ww - is it a three part series?

I GTRH just thinking about the way he says Patagonia

It was fiiiiine Fancy. Santi was narrating. It was compulsory for the duckling to be just fine.

I also remember DH eating the loudest fucking bag of crisps in the existence of the entire bastard universe. Nearly missed some of Santi speaking. Thank goodness for the pause button.

I gave in. I’ve had crisps.

Are you telling me that Santi personally dived in to save the duckling & emerged dripping wet from the icy river? And that he then needed to be vigorously towelled dry & then positioned naked in front of a roaring log fire in a remote cottage so he could warm up?

It's three parts from 2015 I think and I'm NOT going to watch! I would have if TB had been narrating it

Mmhmm that’s exactly what happened Fancy. Took me ages to get that log fire going. Worth it though

What are you going to watch instead Wicked?

A documentary by Louis Theroux.