Swagger Inn Thread - 144 - the one with no witty title.

[SisterHelenoftheEternalCatchUp]

As above. Another thread of HBF perving appreciation, with an emphasis on these gorgeous specimens...

Pull up a chaise (you might want to check the state of the cover first though) and take a drink from the bar...

OMG! This is so funny
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Afternoon wenches.

That sounds good Apricot - what a relief there's nothing else going on. And hurrah for being a bit tipsy!

Bet you look gorgeous Badderz x

Armie Hammer is 6'5 and the incredibly beautiful and talented Alicia Vikander is 5'5 so it's a combination of him being very tall and her being in bare feet. Top tip also - when you're at work on your lunch and you decide to watch the chess and dance scene as so kindly posted by Fancy, do watch out for one of your bosses walking into the room. Particularly if you're going to make little sighing noises whilst watching it

Off out tonight. Something to eat and then watching Logan at the cinema with BestFriend.

Love the little child dancing in on that video

The baby rolling in is hilarious

Have a fab time Letus

I saw that video earlier, it's hilarious. There's a thread on here from someone saying how sad she is for the child being pushed away. Ffs, the poor man is trying to do his job.

Have a lovely evening LetUs.

Thanks wenches.

Saw that Apricot. Because obviously he should have picked up the child and bounced it on his knee. Friend says similar sometimes happens to her - except it's a cat wandering through shot or meowing

I think the kid will survive

Cats

I'm on I'm so happy

Evening all. I am goin gto kill Dh if he doesn't stop stressing over packing. Anyways, I need to finish my packing so.....

Au revoir mes amies. Nous allons a la ForeignCountryAvecMusketeers pour cherchez les HBFs le annual ski vacance. Je will, of course avez le laptop, par-ce-que mes amis avec le skis n'appreciate pas les HBFs et though ils are lovely, ils are not wenches. Donc, what's a femme to do? Je take la wenche collective with me. J'espere that le chalet host is un HBF like two ans ago, mais je ne hold my breath pas. Je suspect he was le exception, pas le rule. Je will keep vous informed....
mwah, mwah!

Bon voyage Helene x

mais je ne hold my breath pas

Avez un bon ski vacance Helen. ⛷

Up at the fucking CRACK of dawn for the rugby.

Rob better get his team organised or I'm gonna sulk for weeeeks.

Helen have a fabulous time away xxxxxx

Bon le skiing helene! Et bonnes happy landings pour le journey!

I 100% expected all the mad ultra judgemental cows on mn to put the boot in that guy for pushing the kid away. They just love a bit of that don't they.

It was a bit sad. But I imagine he doesnt do that as a rule, he was probably a bit mortified / panicked / didnt know what else to do / wasnt thinking. And yes the kid appreared to be fine.

It was the funniest thing on the internet Ive seen for ages. Me and my colleagues were almost crying with laughter.

Ds1 has gone off to pils in his Ireland 🇮🇪 shirt
My mil will be in her England scarf 😀
Dh will now be back a couple of hours earlier than he thought tomorrow 👍

I'm watching re runs of Veep...so funny (like a US version of the thick of it)

WHOOOOOOOOOOT! GO GEORGE NORTH

helen says 'hurrah' for your test results apricot

Right, off to catch up with the thread......

Also 'hurrahs' for apricot's results.

Thank you for the tip letus, it's impossible to watch that clip without sighing, he's so damn hot in that film

Happy travels helen & try not to kill MrHelen - FancyCat will never forgive you

GO WALES!!!!!

Ooh good, Gareth Davis has been brought on

I can hardly think of the baby rolling in without starting to laugh

TRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Thanks Helen and Fancy.

PANIC. Who's looking after Helen's livestock while she's away??? Cats, chickens, bees??? This hasn't been discussed. Madame usually makes an excellent job of it.

OMG apricot thank goodness you remembered

Hope I got all that right. Have an excellent time Helen and family.

Food was delicious. Film was very very good. Got home - everyone is still awake although more or less in bed.

I'm just having a drink before heading to the chateau with Aramis. However, the tennis is on. Dustin is playing and losing so this is a bit of a 2 for 1 situation. If he loses, I shall console him tomorrow.

Night wenches x

Lordy Lordy. About fucking time.

Boy wonder is in Cardiff now getting wrecked from the state of his whatsapps. We've just had bacon sarnies and bloody Mary's for a celebratory breakfast.

Sorry forgot to say great news Apes. Reassuring stuff.