Swagger Inn Thread - 144 - the one with no witty title.

[SisterHelenoftheEternalCatchUp]

As above. Another thread of HBF perving appreciation, with an emphasis on these gorgeous specimens...

Pull up a chaise (you might want to check the state of the cover first though) and take a drink from the bar...

Evening wenches.

That sounds an excellent approach at the medical centre Wicked - hope it goes well.

Helen - that link is brilliant! The shampoo thing was great and the one about headaches and sex I think was a favourite.

Love what you've done with your hair Badderz

Am about to do reading and spellings with DS2.

Letus...
That a actually looks better than mine ATM tbh
Hair appt tomorrow thank god!

Had mine done the other night. Was all lovely and shiny and swishy. Washed it this morning - now not so much. I want shiny hair!

DH is being all stressy and I don't need that.

that should give him something else to stress about.

I'm not having that nipple-fondling weirdo in this house.

Ick ick ick

I PMSL at the cat calling one, I can totally see a wench doing that

Oh, and the consent one

The one where she tips the coffee on his hand? Yy, love that one . And those meggings

Yeah, the coffee one, brilliant

I rather liked the female shark getting hacked off and just eating the male shark A bit final, but what'sa girl to do?

GofT KLAXON

Series 7 transmission date Sunday 16th July (so even later than thought!)

I'm off to get the GofT cupboard ready.....
😀

Evening wenches.

The weight group sounds really good WW.

at the Feminist thing.

I'm off to see the cardiologist tomorrow about my thumpy heart. You know, the appointment I was supposed to get in 3 months' time, but didn't, until I chased it up. Anyway, I've got a list of questions as long as my arm.

Good luck tomorrow Apricot.....

And yay for GoT!!!

Good luck apes! X
Mums got hers on 31st
I'm watching 1066 on iplayer
Lemay keeps looking towards the horizon with eyes like chipped granite
Very nice 👍
Haven't watched new elementary ep yet Madame - planning on it tomorrow

Hope it goes well Apes

Good luck apes Hope you get some answers at last.

Yay for finding a good group ww!

Meggings and coffee pouring were my faves too.

Enjoy Elementary bads. I may have to go to bed in a bit cos I'm brewing a stonking headache. The one I watched last night, he got beaten up and had to take his shirt off and have his injuries tended to by me

Hope for you tonight he either talks forrin or gets his kit off or gets injured or does some exercise or a combination of these.

#elementarybingo

Selasi's cake looks very tasty!

Lots of luck for tomorrow Apricot. Hope you get positive answers.

Bollocks I've not downloaded the 1066 programme.

Am watching Pottery. They were doing some potting while blindfolded.

Tied to a chair by prostitutes

Sex romp with dominatrix

Does bizarre exercise, ideally shirtless

Hangs upside down from unlikely contraption, ideally shirtless

Shirtless for no apparent reason

Waxes his single stick

Talks in sexy foreign accent

Gets injured

Is adorably funny

Gets so emotionally intense he almost hugs someone

Ooo I see lots of similarities with BBC Sherlock there! Isn't that clever?!

Wicked, Selasi's everything looks tasty

I shall print that off tomorrow for use when I watch Madame 🙌
Hope the headache clears
I'm pre blob so feel like roadkill 😵
Night night

Evening wenches

Fab link helen, especially love the '5 reasons you should be helping your wife clean house'

Good luck for tomorrow apricot

Fuck! Just realised I bought a book I already have!! What's wrong with my brain???