Swagger Inn Thread - 144 - the one with no witty title.

[SisterHelenoftheEternalCatchUp]

As above. Another thread of HBF perving appreciation, with an emphasis on these gorgeous specimens...

Pull up a chaise (you might want to check the state of the cover first though) and take a drink from the bar...

2004!?
Well my dh would have eaten it too but he would eat a brick with sugar on
Once at pils I was given Jaffa cakes 9 years out of date - they basically turned to powder in my mouth 😳🙄
Off to pick up dn and ds at 3 - so it'll piss it down

Also...
Death watch beetles!?

Oooh...I love the feeling of danger when apes and mrapes eat out of date food...

No, no news on job - read the email properly and it said "we'll let you know this week", not "early this week." So could be waiting till Friday.

Rentokil are coming out to rip up our floorboards 'survey' the damage later in the week...

Hope MrApricot survived the soup. It was a sealed tin - it didn't explode on opening? He'll be fine.

He's ok so far, no it didn't explode. I don't eat out of date food, I've got a dodgy stomach, but DH happily eats anything.

Oh, I did eat those Laughing Cow cheeses, didn't I, but they were only 6 months out of date never again.

You and mr apes love to dice with death don't you?! 😂
I didn't get wet on school run! Yay!

Hang on! Did any of you just hear something?

Fingers x re job Madame x

Is it ok to drink on a Monday?

scritchy scratchy scritchy scratchy

Ta bads

Glad mrapes is showing no ill effects apes

Evening wenches.

Hope MrApes remains in a non-soup disaster condition.

Wicked - let's see... there's a Y in the day so it's fine

Madame that chair you're standing on? Not wooden is it?

As per Comtess's suggestion, I've asked Steve if he knows how to deal with the beetles. He said "yes, yes, yes". Then I asked if it was easy and just a matter of saying come on little beetles off you go and he said "yes, yes, OHMYGOD YESSSSSS". Not entirely sure he was paying attention,

Hope mr apes is still alive ok?
I'm in bed. Stomach still being weird 😖
Ds1 at football training
Ds2 and dh playing on the PS4 - dh is so bad ds is getting very cross 😂
I'm watching black sails - love me a bit of pirate totty ⚔️

If one of those beetles gets into the tav I WILL LOSE MY SHIT
Just sayin...

Can you just hop we them up?

Or will they just stay alive in the hoover?

Hop we?
hoover

Beetles in the Tav? This should sort the little fuckers out...

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Todger

I love that thread. I already made a contribution

That pic of Richard madden as prince kit is er...eye opening 👀

Omg that thread is PURE GOLD.

And "wogans"???

I had no idea!!!