Swagger Inn Thread - 144 - the one with no witty title.

[SisterHelenoftheEternalCatchUp]

As above. Another thread of HBF perving appreciation, with an emphasis on these gorgeous specimens...

Pull up a chaise (you might want to check the state of the cover first though) and take a drink from the bar...

I do love an excited letus

Yay helen you're home

Hope the bees haven't been moulting everywhere? We did try grooming them, but they're wriggly little buggers aren't they?

Back home. Tired but very happy. Absolutely brilliant night

Hurrah for Helen's return!

Moooooooooooooooooooorning! DS slept in until 7:30, so am feeling very well rested, though wrestling with my phone which decided to stop playing lots of music while I was away

Today we shall be mostly unpacking and washing.

Livestock report:
Cats and chickens all seem fine - for wenches. I haven't checked the bees yet... but I'm sure they're all beatufilly groomed and laying lots of eggs.

Welcome back Helen!

Ironing. Must. Do. The. Ironing. Ugh.

So glad you had a good time Letus

Wooo for helen being back and letus seeing Elbow!

I also went out last night, sort of spontaneously with dp. It was great. We saw a gig and then ate some lovely food. I wore my new boots.

Today we're going to my MILs cos it's her birthday. Should probably get up now really.

Sorry about the rugby btw welsh/english wenches.

Morning wenches. Didn't get much sleep and DS1 was up at 6.20. Urgh.

Get something good on the telly Badderz for your ironing. Possibly not Elementary though. Don't want you to iron your hand whilst distracted.

There's fresh hay in the hayloft Helen. At least it was fresh a few days ago. There's been a few visitors since then.

Usual stuff today. Sportingactivity, washing, ironing, visiting parents.

What are wenches up to?

Sounds a great evening Madame!

Elbow were fab. Guy Garvey has an amazing voice - he also looks like he would give the most amazing hugs

Can you milk the bees please Helen? I just had to have my coffee without since I discovered it was rank

Glad you had a good time Madame

Glorious weather here so I'm off for a walk. Later I'll be having cake at my sis since it's her birthday.

Morning wenches

Glad to hear letus & madame had lovely evenings & that helen got some sleep.

Hope you have a lovely walk ww - sounds like you have a fab day ahead

Definitely have something good to watch for the ironing badders - I have last week's Homeland lined up for mine later. I started watching Big Little Lies last night, no Santi yet but I'm hoping for extreme hotness in later eps.

I'm off out this afternoon to see FancyMan,

I've popped out with sis so will be doing the ironing later...
Tricky to watch stuff I like when kids/Dh are about so I tend to save them for when they aren't here 😀
I like to perve in peace.
Off to pils for lunch
I'm saving the new ep of black sails for later 👍🏻

Hello wenches!

Welcome home Helen. Glad the livestock have been well looked after.

Pleased Madame and LetUs had good evenings.

Commiseratons on the rugby. I know nothing about it but I did see the end of the Wales game and even to me it seemed a bit of a shambles.

Hope everyone is having a good day.

Back from visiting parents and MIL.

Hope Wicked's enjoying her walk and Fancy's also having fun.

Ironing not done yet but I'll make a start soon

Think I'll have a snack first and watch some more of Steve and Aldo and the other athletic fit men being all adventury and daring.

LetUs I just read 'entralls' as 'entrails'
WW We were also out of milk this morning...

I have been washing and gardening and hove got something fairly foul plastered across my knee - looks like chicken shit to be honest def. not just mud. Oh well. Best get the rest of the washing in before it rains I think....

FFS I do have an "h" on my iPad. Look - h h h h h enthralls. I can also read and type some of the time

First episode of Down The River finished. Aldo tried a sort of chewy thing that had some narcotic properties. He asked if he was supposed to swallow it. Steve (giggling) said don't swallow it - in fact always remember don't swallow (or something along those lines). Aldo, Steve - that's not something I live by. Just so you know

Helen - Athos is waiting in the bath house

My head is feeling weird again today so I've only done half the ironing - will do the rest tomorrow
Ds2 is spoiling my perving time by wanting cuddles 🙄😊
I'm going to take some paracetamol and get dh to give me a shoulder rub 👍

OMG I wish, LetUs

Hope WW had a nice walk and , and that Fancy has had a nice cultural afternoon. I have been doing washing and gardening and cooking and tedious thrilling domestic stuff.
And I haven't been at all grouchy with DH when he 'reminded' me that we told DS we'd make sticky toffee pudding... thus meaning why wasn't I cooking it.

So now I'm going to retire to the bath house and find a way to work off my remaining irritation...

Why are you snorkling Helen?

Are you and Fancyman doing something cultural as usual Fancy?

I had and is quite tired now with an headache, this weekend has really gone by fast!

at perving in peace. Hope your head feels better Bads!

Ordered a ton of pants online, hoping some of them will fit, I usually mostly wear jeans or cut offs in summer but I'm looking for something a bit lighter and that I won't sweat in as much

I'm a big fan of linen trousers- they crease like buggery but are so cool and light

I've been having a sort out today - bag for charity shop and took some t shirts to my sis for my eldest nephew

That's not a snorkel you're putting in your mouth there Helen. I suspect you know that though

Yy to the linen or linen mix trousers. I'm sort of gearing up for a clear out Badderz. I'm off work in a couple of weeks so I'll get some done then.

I've been watching some Poldark videos on YouTube. The stocking scene again and the one where he finds out Demelza has gone out in rough seas in the boat and he strides purposefully and crossly across the room and the beach. Fanny gallops ahoy!

WW - because if I sink under the water then the world goes quiet and I can't hear DH/DS demanding attention. What other reason could I possibly have for going down there ?
Also, moment of at pant shopping online before the penny dropped... I love linen too but can't be arsed with the ironing, so I have precisely one linen shirt which I wear very occasionally.

Ah - hello LetUs - yes, you have me sussed.
Hurrah for purposeful striding. And stockings.