Swagger Inn Thread - 144 - the one with no witty title.

[SisterHelenoftheEternalCatchUp]

As above. Another thread of HBF perving appreciation, with an emphasis on these gorgeous specimens...

Pull up a chaise (you might want to check the state of the cover first though) and take a drink from the bar...

Important question Wicked: is the Swedish competitor going to be as fit as the chap who won it for you a couple of years ago?

Apricot it'd definitely be handy for when they're too tired to walk for whatever reason.

OMG! The best song won! It's awesome!!! And you won't be disappointed Letus

Robin Bengtsson

Just watched part of his song. Robin could do ŵith being grubbied up a bit to comply with Wench Regulations but yes

Also am I mis-hearing the lyrics or is he singing "when you look this fucking beautiful"? Or am I watching the non-censored version? Be an interesting Eurovision if it's the former

He changed it to freaking

Evening wenches, just back from walking the bees. OMFG it was like herding cats . Have hit the pink fizz to recover (had pink at lunch too - I feel like a complete lush today) & am watching ToTP 1983. Spandau Ballet, 'True' atm - every bit as dull & shite as it was first time round.

He has nice eyes ww

Let's hope he doesn't have a memory lapse when singing live

at assessment of True. Spot on though. It was very snoozy. I was a Duranie in the 80s, and then a-ha happened and I was all about the leather bracelets.

Ooh letus, which one did you fancy (nto)?

Roger Taylor.

And then of course Morten in a-ha.

I liked John Taylor, I'm detecting a trend........

Fancy

Actually, thinking about it, I had a list even back then. Had it written down in a little book and everything.

Of course you did letus, you are so consistent in your wenching

Speaking of bass players, I think I may just leave this here....

Of course, being Saturday night, it's my (new) night with Aramis

Enjoy your night Fancy

Am watching This Country on BBC1. Is bloody hilarious. One of them has just said "her dad wanted a boy son so he could teach him to concrete"

Morning!

Just tried to milk the chickens but definitely no honey there this morning.

Morning wenches.

Good work there Madame. Silly chickens though.

Of all the times we talk about HBFs, what do you think my subconscious produced last night? That's right, trying to get a cat groomed FFS. Walking round town with a cat in a cat carrier looking for the grooming parlour. Even more bizarrely, the cat had to look smart and groomed as it needed to attend a Coroner's inquest. I think it was a witness.

Usual excitement here today. Washing, ironing, sportingactivity, homework, lovely MIL round for dinner.

I need to get in the shower. HBFs assemble!

Morning wenches

Properly pmsl at that dream letus

I'm off out this afternoon - it's all wet & drizzly out there so no chance of a nice spring walk, looks like indoor activities only . I'll check to see if the cats have laid on my way.

at cat needing to attend coroner's inquest.

A combination of too much Sherlock and cat memes on fb, perhaps?

Let's hope circumstances aren't beyond your control Fancy

Too much Sherlock Madame? Surely such a thing isn't possible?!

My brain obviously combined bees being groomed and cats being milked and decided (thankfully) to go with cat grooming. Feck knows where the inquest came from though.

Seriously fucked off with DS1 this morning. Despite warnings, he didn't come off his laptop in time and ended up being late for sportingactivity. Supposed to be doing a trip away with him at the end of this month. Part of me is now thinking "why the fuck should I?" Teens eh?

Afternoon! Lovely day here, quite spring-like. DD and I sat in the garden this morning.

at cat witness dream and thorough Gibbsing.

It's SS:GB tonight, but I've given up on it. I don't know what's going on and I can't stand his voice or the continual smoking. Even in a bedroom scene they were blowing smoke all over each other. Ugh! Why is it that programmes set in the 40s/50s assume that everyone chain smoked?

Happy Sunday wenches. Well whatever's left of it now I've got my tablet thingy working again. Weather is pleasant but rainy here in NI and I've been at in laws for a lateish lunch.

Who is Gibbs? He sounds like the kind of bloke I could do with.

Is SS:GB not worth bothering with Apes? I do like Sam Riley.

Hello my lovelies Have RBNT much, but proper LOLing at livestock duties (I'm so proud of you! ) and HBFs Assemble! Like they have little pagers which go off if they're required and are not immediately to hand

Anyway, reporting in... Flight was mightily efficient left and arrived on time; coach transfer less so (5hr+ instead of 3hr, plus a 45 minute stop because of tacometer/legal requirements - when we were only half an hour away. Argh!!!!) Chalet host is a BF, but not an especially HBF. He also has a man-bun and got very rattled by the fact that we were up and wanting breakfast before he had it all ready this morning. DS woke up at 5am [bleary-eyed] Little Sod. Everyone very tired and grouchy, (esp DH) despite nice day on slopes.

Todays scores on the doors:
Wipeouts - multiple (only one by me though )
Snowmen built - one
Hot chocolates on the slopes - one round
Musketeer sightings - nil

Letus

Pretty knackered, been a busy weekend.

Hello Mouse Gibbs (pictured) is on NCIS or summat. Fancy and LetUs will be able to tell you more. He's good at being all masterful I believe.

Also Ariadne says:
Ok ... Leigh Halfpenny

Can you tell the Welsh contingent of Tav that I very much approve of their fellow countryman and I may be watching the rugby for this reason only!!!

Hello mouse and helen! Glad you made it back in.

Im doing prep for my interview on tues. Kill me now. send jlm