Swagger Inn Thread - 144 - the one with no witty title.

[SisterHelenoftheEternalCatchUp]

As above. Another thread of HBF perving appreciation, with an emphasis on these gorgeous specimens...

Pull up a chaise (you might want to check the state of the cover first though) and take a drink from the bar...

I was in Tiger today too Bads! But didn't buy anything. What did yiu get?

I got some water cards and a notebook and eraser for ds2

Water cards?
Easter cards

Apes...my tumble dryer is making very odd whistling noises 😖

Afternoon, have had a very pleasant late lunch, and tea & cake

Should probably get out in the garden while it's still warm, but that picture of Aramis, next to the word 'bath' is sooooooo distracting.......

Oh dear. My car does that, I think there's a leaf or a parking ticket or something that's somehow dropped into the air conditioning. It drives me mad and you can't get to it.

I really want to have tea and cake with a wench

Knackered now, cleaned the house and walked to the recycling station several times with worn out moving boxes and other stuff. Feel like I accompliced a lot today. I so deserve to be lazy rest of the evening

What are my wenches doing tonight?

And in a couple of months you'll be able to ww

Tonight I will be attacking the ironing pile & watching tv. Living the dream . DD is at Ex's, so may treat DS & I to some nice food that she won't eat

Dh on his way back from Heathrow
Ds1 eating his pizza
Ds2 already eaten
I feel bluergh so not having anything

OMG!!! I just checked the hive to see if the chickens were ok, and THEY WERENT THERE!!!!!

Then I lookes round the garden and saw some idiot had put them in this wooden hutch thing with wire arond the front.

So I herded them into the hive as quick as I could.

Hope that's ok.

Phew.

Evening wenches.

Have the chickens produced any honey Madame? They hadn't last night when I checked on them but now you've put them back in the hive, they might start.

I sometimes think it's a good idea that the Lush near my work closed down so I'm not tempted to pop in all the time every so often.

Hope MrApricot makes a faster decision than DH did last time we needed a new mower. I helped him research them online and ended up saying "FFS just pick one!"

Hurrah for tea and cake and also for upcoming wench tea and cake!

Been to Aldi and then to see my mum and dad. DH has gone to McDonalds, DS2 is beating the crap out of people with a big stick on the wii and DS1 is on his laptop.

My plans for tonight involve vodka. Ideally it would be vodka and HBFs.

Well done madame, it's a good job you checked.

No eggs from the cats today but I did groom the bees

Is ds2 using a single stick like these, by any chance letus?

I'll check the honey situation later. Im just glad theyre comfortable now.

Well done fancy re grooming. If you could take them for a walk later too that would be great.

Helen is going to be so proud of us.

Oh, I used to like that one on the wii!

I'm feeling very bluergh and hormonal today

I could spend £££ in lush - it's about the only stuff I can guarantee won't irritate my skin these days....

Scarily similar Madame

I'm still gutted Lush discontinued Ginger perfume.

Squeeeee at wenches, cake and tea

You wenches are so funny

Lots of hugs for wifey ❤

Pleased the livestock are all comfortable.

He's angling after a ride-on mower LetUs. We do have a big garden and he does have trouble with his knees, but I can't help but think he's saving them for three rounds of golf a week. I can't really argue because I'd go mad without the golf.

What with the remote-controlled electric trolley, the laptop which is still in its box and now the mower it's becoming a very expensive month.

Have a good evening all.

Remote controlled electric trolley apes? What's that for then?

Actually, it sounds like it could come in handy for walking the bees....could we borrow it?

Oooo oooo I know! I bet it's for golf. Although I suppose the bees would need really small clubs. Perhaps it's the cats. If any animal could pull off the golf look, it's a cat.

Correct LetUs. It carries his golf clubs around the course, in lieu of a caddie really. You just press the remote and it follows you. DGS loved playing with his other one before it died.

I'm sure he won't mind lending it to you in the interest of the bees or any of the other animals.

Sod the animals - I want to have it! I would so take it shopping.

I wonder if you could wire an HBF up similarly. Press a button and he follows you? Pause button would be interesting.

Watching Melodifestivalen a competition where our contribution to the Eurovision song contest is chosen. The finalists are chosen by five more competitions before the last show today, so it's a big thing here in Sweden

This is it. I'm sure you could harness an HBF in all sorts of positions on it.