Swagger Inn 143 - It's Still Cold - Oh Musketeers Keep The Wenches Warm

[LetUsPrey]

As Apricot said, spring seems so far away and it's bloody cold.

Grab a hot musketeer to keep yourself warm wenches

Whhhaaaatt?
That's great news!
Rob Lowe is being all tortured about an oil
Spill

Oh Badders - what a wonderful place for a line break.
Rob Lowe is being all tortured about an oil
That'll be you, Rob, and a vat of baby oil then?

Quite right Helen

Good lord - made for MN - a and tonic Easter Egg!

Will MNHQ put in a bulk order?

And who was talking about The Fall? I just saw it mentioned in a review:
" But Jesus, the final series of The Fall was awful. The whole thing was made up of either scenes where nothing happened, scenes where too much happened, or scenes where things happened for no reason whatsoever. And then it ended, and nobody noticed because they had all died of boredom three weeks earlier."
Credit to you for getting through it then

Now, must work.... DS is out at a school club and I have 30 minutes to achieve something useful. (this morning's nap wasn't useful - I ended up dreaming about moving back to PlaceIUsedToLive with a cat that threw up everywhere and was incontinent. I can channel that in Real Life, so thanks for that subconscious. )

I haven't seen series 3 Helen and tbh after apes review (and that one!) I don't think I will bother!
Dh is off to China with work on Sunday morning so ds2 will be super clingy 🙄
Not much planned for next week

Evening all. It's rained here all day, very depressing.

Have a good weekend Fancy.

Yes, Tom Hardy in Taboo is a totally different person to Tom Hardy in CBeebies.

Matt Ryan?? Constantine??

I wouldn't bother with The Fall Bads, it really was dire unless you're desperate to see Jamie Dornan in bed, a lot, aniagw.

I'm taking your advice apes and not bothering
Raining all day here too
Matt Ryan is quite hot - glad they are doing a second series

Evening wenches.

Not exactly a glowing review there

Pissed it down for most of the day here too. Fun times.

Taboo Tom or StoryTime Tom - I'm not fussy

I read your post about the Aramis Gibbs combination Helen whilst waiting at school. I nearly dropped my phone in a puddle the playground. Then one of the other mums started a conversation with me and it took a second or two for my brain to start

Evening. I only have enough wine for haöf a glass

Wish this would actually work Wicked - unless of course your glass is a pint glass, in which case half isn't too disastrous

Helen I am flailing like you wouldn't believe. Flailing I tell you!

Helen and badders there is another Constantine series but its an animated one, not live action. Though Matt Ryan will be doing the voice for it. He did an animated short film - Justice League Dark and was as much a hit in it as he was in Constantine so they commissioned an animated Constantine.

Ah
Thought I'd heard that they weren't making a second
Quite looking forward to seeing Logan - ds1 wants to see that with me 👍

Is Constantine the thing they made a film of starring Keanu Reeves? Arrange that into something that makes sense if you want.

I have a vague memory of watching something called Constantine with KR in it.

I think BestFriend will want to watch Logan. It has to be better than Wolverine.

Yes - there was a film version with KR which was ok, but not very... erm.... well, the purists didn't approve. Let's put it that way

Logan has very good reviews. But not DS-age-appropriate

DH and DS just back, so have shut down work and off to engage in Real Life...

Yes, there was that travesty of a film with KR. Constantine was actually written as a scouse, smoking, drinking arsehole. His look was based on Sting. So very much not like KR. Then there was a series with Matt Ryan which was a cult hit but it wasn't renewed. Despite a lot of fan love.

And I've heard very good things about Logan.

Oh wolverine was DIRE

Yes, it mustn't have been good if I can't properly remember it.

Looking forward to Logan now!

BestFriend is a big Hugh Jackman fan and we like the X-men films so it seemed a good idea. How wrong we were. You could practically hear the clunking noise of the script.

Better go and sort the washing out. Thrills.

Thanks for the wenches. Unfortunately my glass is tiny

Poor Wicked

DS2 is still awake. DH has gone upstairs to talk to him. DS2 is shouting. Sigh.

Watching NCIS and then off to the chateau with Aramis.

Watching Last Leg...
re DS2 LetUs - still at least it Friday. Did Aramis and Gibbs sort you out then?

For Letus

Thanks for the . Still awake FFS.

Aramis and Gibbs completed their joint investigation. Handcuffs were involved . Gibbs is now up in the hayloft and I'm off to the chateau with Aramis.

Night wenches x